By Susan - 18/03/2013 08:59 - Ireland

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Today, my parents asked me if I was sexually active. My grandma then screamed from upstairs, "She's not even physically active!" FML
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perdix 29

Did Grandma say this while banging a guy she picked up at the gym?

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obviousboy 8

Grandmas: calling it like it is since they stopped giving a fuck.

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lazyfoo92 4
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Video games are even a physical activity nowadays so how does that work?

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SmallyBigs 9

Having sex takes care of both of those activities.

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Enslaved 36
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And what about the ones that just lie there like a corpses?

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perdix 29

Did Grandma say this while banging a guy she picked up at the gym?

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Lrigglez 7

No while she was showing the parents her light up vibrator.

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rabidpeach 5

demonstrating while she was visiting them at the cemetary

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Wizardo 33

No, probably whilst he was scrounging up doritos and mouldy cheese off of the bathroom floor.

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Joe9024 20
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I'm surprised OP could hear her with that mouth full of nachos! "Mhmmph Now where are my pants.."

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Nicholi124 10
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At least she kinda covered for you lol

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Welshite 39
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Sex is a physical exercise. Go get 'em, girl...

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dreamweeper370 10

Cougars these days.

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andyyroxx 20
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Yeah, and what about you, Grandma?

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st333ph 12
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That's a question who's answer I would not want to hear.

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zingline89 18

Go bang a dude on a treadmill and kill two birds with one stone.

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Pleonasm 35
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Or just ride a space hopper to a similar effect

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zingline89 18

A space hopper/dildo combination...hmm...to the patent office!!

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sugarshane007 20

Nothing quite cures the burn when delivered from Grandma.

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obviousboy 8

Grandmas: calling it like it is since they stopped giving a fuck.

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anythingmustbe 18
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As Olivia Newton-John says... Let's get physical physical!

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happysmile987 24

Er no. Just no.

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Felling 14
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You just got owned by grandma.

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