FML : Today, my parents asked me if I was sexually active. My grandma then screamed from upstairs, "She's not even physically active!" FML

Today, my parents asked me if I was sexually active. My grandma then screamed from upstairs, "She's not even physically active!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Susan - / Monday 18 March 2013 08:59 / Ireland

Intimacy

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By perdix | 29

#5410324 - Monday 18 March 2013 16:31

Did Grandma say this while banging a guy she picked up at the gym?

By obviousboy | 8

#5410347 - Monday 18 March 2013 16:49

Grandmas: calling it like it is since they stopped giving a fuck.

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By lazyfoo92 | 4

#5410321 - Monday 18 March 2013 16:29

Video games are even a physical activity nowadays so how does that work?

SmallyBigs | 9

#5410334 - Monday 18 March 2013 16:37

Having sex takes care of both of those activities.

Enslaved | 36

#5410364 - Monday 18 March 2013 17:01

And what about the ones that just lie there like a corpses?

By perdix | 29

#5410324 - Monday 18 March 2013 16:31

Did Grandma say this while banging a guy she picked up at the gym?

Lrigglez | 7

#5410538 - Monday 18 March 2013 19:59

No while she was showing the parents her light up vibrator.

rabidpeach | 4

#5410594 - Monday 18 March 2013 21:15

demonstrating while she was visiting them at the cemetary

Wizardo | 33

#5410768 - Tuesday 19 March 2013 0:18

No, probably whilst he was scrounging up doritos and mouldy cheese off of the bathroom floor.

Joe9024 | 20

#5411110 - Tuesday 19 March 2013 5:40

I'm surprised OP could hear her with that mouth full of nachos! "Mhmmph Now where are my pants.."

Nicholi124 | 10

#5411668 - Tuesday 19 March 2013 16:46

At least she kinda covered for you lol

By Welshite | 39

#5410325 - Monday 18 March 2013 16:31

Sex is a physical exercise. Go get 'em, girl...

By dreamweeper370 | 10

#5410327 - Monday 18 March 2013 16:33

Cougars these days.

By andyyroxx | 20

#5410335 - Monday 18 March 2013 16:37

Yeah, and what about you, Grandma?

st333ph | 12

#5411076 - Tuesday 19 March 2013 5:02

That's a question who's answer I would not want to hear.

By zingline89 | 18

#5410337 - Monday 18 March 2013 16:41

Go bang a dude on a treadmill and kill two birds with one stone.

Pleonasm | 31

#5410386 - Monday 18 March 2013 17:17

Or just ride a space hopper to a similar effect

zingline89 | 18

#5410398 - Monday 18 March 2013 17:28

A space hopper/dildo combination...hmm...to the patent office!!

Pleonasm | 31

#5410418 - Monday 18 March 2013 17:45

Dildopper!

By sugarshane007 | 20

#5410341 - Monday 18 March 2013 16:45

Nothing quite cures the burn when delivered from Grandma.

By obviousboy | 8

#5410347 - Monday 18 March 2013 16:49

Grandmas: calling it like it is since they stopped giving a fuck.

By anythingmustbe | 18

#5410349 - Monday 18 March 2013 16:50

As Olivia Newton-John says...
Let's get physical physical!

happysmile987 | 24

#6204934 - Tuesday 17 February 2015 13:12

Er no. Just no.

By Felling | 14

#5410350 - Monday 18 March 2013 16:50

You just got owned by grandma.

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