Today, my parents asked me if I was sexually active. My grandma then screamed from upstairs, "She's not even physically active!" FML
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Susan
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18/3/2013 08:59
- Ireland
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perdix
| 29
Did Grandma say this while banging a guy she picked up at the gym?
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obviousboy
| 8
Grandmas: calling it like it is since they stopped giving a fuck.
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lazyfoo92
| 4
Video games are even a physical activity nowadays so how does that work?
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SmallyBigs
| 9
Having sex takes care of both of those activities.
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Enslaved
| 36
And what about the ones that just lie there like a corpses?
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perdix
| 29
Did Grandma say this while banging a guy she picked up at the gym?
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Lrigglez
| 7
No while she was showing the parents her light up vibrator.
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rabidpeach
| 4
demonstrating while she was visiting them at the cemetary
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Wizardo
| 33
No, probably whilst he was scrounging up doritos and mouldy cheese off of the bathroom floor.
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Joe9024
| 20
I'm surprised OP could hear her with that mouth full of nachos! "Mhmmph Now where are my pants.."
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Nicholi124
| 10
At least she kinda covered for you lol
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Welshite
| 39
Sex is a physical exercise. Go get 'em, girl...
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dreamweeper370
| 10
Cougars these days.
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andyyroxx
| 20
Yeah, and what about you, Grandma?
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st333ph
| 12
That's a question who's answer I would not want to hear.
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zingline89
| 18
Go bang a dude on a treadmill and kill two birds with one stone.
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Pleonasm
| 34
Or just ride a space hopper to a similar effect
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zingline89
| 18
A space hopper/dildo combination...hmm...to the patent office!!
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Pleonasm
| 34
Dildopper!
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sugarshane007
| 20
Nothing quite cures the burn when delivered from Grandma.
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obviousboy
| 8
Grandmas: calling it like it is since they stopped giving a fuck.
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anythingmustbe
| 18
As Olivia Newton-John says...
Let's get physical physical!
Let's get physical physical!
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happysmile987
| 24
Er no. Just no.
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Felling
| 14
You just got owned by grandma.