Today, my girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage for sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours and she hasn't stopped crying, praying and calling me the devil's temptation. FML
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Today, my religious girlfriend convinced me to let her take my virginity. A few hours later, she broke up with me, crying and saying I was going to hell for having sex before marriage. But apparently she isn't, and she can't be with someone who "tempts" her. FML
Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came, "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML
Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, while taking my boyfriend's virginity, he started moaning, "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!" He then started crying and praying. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML
Today, after two weeks of not having sex, my pregnant girlfriend and I finally fooled around. This was immediately followed by her bursting into tears and begging me to make her a ham steak. FML
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aprilita 8
To console her by making love to her ;)
ParkersGirl 0
LMAO!
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Comments (482)
finndizzle 0
put your dick back in her mouth, that'll shut her up
kookookatchu 0
yeah you should have refused
ToughGirl 0
lol that's cute :p
ankoku 2
my advice to you is RUN!!
dlnt 0
omg that's phyco XD
Flutist 3
#239-- PSYCHO*
havocmike 3
ydi fir getting involved with an emotionally immature person AND for not stopping her and reminding her of her stupid vow when she started in on you.
TayTayWazHerex3 0
uh-this chick sounds like the mom from the movie Carrie.!
JenL_fml 7
I think that she is at fault here because if she wasn't sure that she was ready to have sex, then she shouldn't have told you that she wanted to do it, knowing that she might regret the decision afterward. And, you slightly have some blame in the situation, because I think you should have made she, asking her more than once if she really wanted to do it. But, again, I say she was mostly at fault.
baseballlegitly0 2
when i first had sex my gf she wanted seconds
Jamialia 5
You deserve it. You knew her beliefs and values and even though she wanted too, you should of declined. Stop thinking with your penis.
prettyinpink03 11
agreed.