By gross - 23/5/2021 02:00

Belch monster

Today, while on a date with an amazing guy, I burped. He called me a disgusting pig and immediately left. I have burped a total of three times in my life and have therefore never learned how to control it. FML
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By  bleachedraven  |  14

Burping on a date could be embarrassing, but I would be more embarrassed for him...body functions happen, you dont want someone who can't deal with real life.

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By  bleachedraven  |  14

Burping on a date could be embarrassing, but I would be more embarrassed for him...body functions happen, you dont want someone who can't deal with real life.

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  TomeDr  |  21

My daughter couldn’t burp either. Pregnancy was torture for her. She had a procedure where Botox was injected in her throat to loosen muscles to allow her to burp.