Belch monster

By gross - 23/05/2021 02:00

Today, while on a date with an amazing guy, I burped. He called me a disgusting pig and immediately left. I have burped a total of three times in my life and have therefore never learned how to control it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 075
You deserved it 223

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Consider it a bullet dodged. If he can't tolerate a little burp, imagine if you farted or needed assistance during your menstrual cycle.

bleachedraven 14

Burping on a date could be embarrassing, but I would be more embarrassed for him...body functions happen, you dont want someone who can't deal with real life.

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Consider it a bullet dodged. If he can't tolerate a little burp, imagine if you farted or needed assistance during your menstrual cycle.

bleachedraven 14

Burping on a date could be embarrassing, but I would be more embarrassed for him...body functions happen, you dont want someone who can't deal with real life.

Someone needs to get a grip and he's an immature 🙄nut! Women burp, we fart!

Sounds like he just wanted out, and that was his first off ramp.

You’ve only burped 3 times?

My daughter couldn’t burp either. Pregnancy was torture for her. She had a procedure where Botox was injected in her throat to loosen muscles to allow her to burp.

If it was me I would've congratulated her and told her to do it again better out than in as I always say lol

My ex can burl better than most guys and does it on the regular lol never turned me off. Sounds like the guy wasn't that amazing

He has clearly never had a burping contest with a woman. Geez.

while embarrassing. he's a pussy for not being able to handle it. most guys are ok if you burp and fart. also we like girls not afraid to eat