Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML
Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating introduced me to her boyfriend. We've gone on dates and have slept in the same bed, but it turns out she thought I was her gay best friend and was planning to introduce me to her boyfriend's brother. FML
Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I really feel about her, due in no small part to how flirty she's been towards me lately. Turns out she's really just a skank and was trying to make my best friend "jealous". He's gay. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
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BriannaSkyy 5
Wow. That was rather mean.
msilikegrapes 8
take that metaphorical arrow and shank it through her b**** ass heart
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Comments (207)
th3_penetr4tor 0
Not to be a dick but now you know why men complain. Just some words of advice. Don't know if I spelled that right.
shannonshann06 6
I'm sorry. date me! I know how to make a girl jealous
kageshin1 2
Wow sometimes lesbians or rather fake lesbians are big a**holes the guys. I salute you in hopes your future relationships go better.
joolee 5
Sorry Op, it really breaks my heart imagining how crappy of a position that you're in because of your "ex's" lack of maturity. I'm a lesbian too and I read your FML post whilst laying in bed with my girlfriend of almost 8 years. I can't fathom how much it would hurt if I were in your shoes but I do hope, even though words of comfort sometimes don't help the situation, that you may find someone who could love you for you and make you happy :( Wish I could do something to cheer you up because I can relate to a similar type of pain.
listofrandom 13
Poor OP, I hate girls like that. You deserve so much better.
Juwel_Katzchen 5
Oh, HELL NO! What a bitch.
simsgirlgem 25
What a bitch I be like well you know what princess I'm making sure I tell my friends about you so they aren't tricked I date you I'm Bi and I wouldn't date someone if I didn't have feelings for them
sunkissedluster 20
omg whatta BITCH!! I'd date u any day girl!
bluecalvert_fml 13
I've been there.
brilinds28 0
You deserve so much better honey! What a slutty, ****-sucking bitch!