By Anonymous - 01/04/2011 14:19 - United States

Today, just a few minutes after I got to work, my usually laconic boss came into my office and said, "Pack your stuff and get the f*ck out." Apparently, half my department was being downsized. Thinking it was an April Fool's, I burst out laughing and told him how funny the prank was. He wasn't kidding. FML
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take a shit on the hood of his car, or pee in the gas tank. that will be a good prank! check your employment agreement and company policy. such short notice might be a violation, giving you legal options or footing to negotiate a severance package. a deal is a deal.

April Fools Day can suck it.


haha I'm sorry miss Jackson... ooh, I am forreaaal. *clears throat* anyways, YDI for your whale-like laugh, OP.

pack your things and just come back right before closing time. u know what to do. ask him 4 another chance.

Haha! Where did an old outcast song come from? LOL

Miss bunny! yur back:D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 lol

fluffy puppy :DDD

April Fools Day can suck it.

well couldn't he politely ask you to leave instead of swearing? what a douche

has anyone noticed almost every comment has april fools in them and it's not a joke? .. I hate April fools no point to it

wow. it will be over tomorrow. I don't like tella tubbys, April fools!

Ouch that sucks, would be awesome april fools thru :D

First. P.S. YDI

Probably apart of the April Fool's joke. I'm sure when you go back to work the next day, you guys will just laugh it off over a cup of coffee :D

The next day? The op is likely packing as we speak. There is no tomorrow at that job.

Easy fix, just tell everyone at work that your boss slept with their wives as a April Fools joke ha

Easy Fix, you just have to tell everyone in your work that your boss slept with their wives as a " April Fools Joke" haha

If the department can run with only half the people, you guys weren't doing much.

HAS to be a government department.