FML : Today, just a few minutes after I got to work, my usually laconic boss came into my office and said, "Pack your stuff and get the f*ck out." Apparently,...

Today, just a few minutes after I got to work, my usually laconic boss came into my office and said, "Pack your stuff and get the f*ck out." Apparently, half my department was being downsized. Thinking it was an April Fool's, I burst out laughing and told him how funny the prank was. He wasn't kidding. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Friday 1 April 2011 14:19 / United States

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By underpaid011 | 0

#2277879 - Friday 1 April 2011 19:27

take a shit on the hood of his car, or pee in the gas tank. that will be a good prank!

check your employment agreement and company policy. such short notice might be a violation, giving you legal options or footing to negotiate a severance package.

a deal is a deal.

By ILoveEggnog | 7

#2277616 - Friday 1 April 2011 18:28

April Fools Day can suck it.

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By ElectricGhost_fml | 5

#2277610 - Friday 1 April 2011 18:27

:o that sucks!!!!!

MissBunny25 | 0

#2277761 - Friday 1 April 2011 18:55

haha I'm sorry miss Jackson... ooh, I am forreaaal.
*clears throat* anyways, YDI for your whale-like laugh, OP.

impregnator | 0

#2277819 - Friday 1 April 2011 19:12

pack your things and just come back right before closing time. u know what to do. ask him 4 another chance.

fyro01 | 4

#2278565 - Friday 1 April 2011 21:19

Haha! Where did an old outcast song come from? LOL

tulsafml | 0

#2278832 - Friday 1 April 2011 22:42

Miss bunny! yur back:D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 lol

MissBunny25 | 0

#2278869 - Friday 1 April 2011 22:46

fluffy puppy :DDD

bootzilla_fml | 0

#2280007 - Saturday 2 April 2011 2:48

that had to suck

By ILoveEggnog | 7

#2277616 - Friday 1 April 2011 18:28

April Fools Day can suck it.

powerslave117 | 0

#2279996 - Saturday 2 April 2011 2:45

well couldn't he politely ask you to leave instead of swearing? what a douche

funnyFMLSplz | 0

#2280614 - Saturday 2 April 2011 5:24

has anyone noticed almost every comment has april fools in them and it's not a joke? .. I hate April fools no point to it

joe_says_so | 0

#2281047 - Saturday 2 April 2011 7:43

wow. it will be over tomorrow. I don't like tella tubbys, April fools!

By misa08 | 0

#2277626 - Friday 1 April 2011 18:29

im sorry

By broccoli2 | 0

#2277634 - Friday 1 April 2011 18:30

"Shit."

By iDrejer | 0

#2277645 - Friday 1 April 2011 18:32

Ouch that sucks, would be awesome april fools thru :D

By gTz133769 | 0

#2277676 - Friday 1 April 2011 18:41

First.

P.S. YDI

By FinnaHolla | 0

#2277743 - Friday 1 April 2011 18:54

Probably apart of the April Fool's joke. I'm sure when you go back to work the next day, you guys will just laugh it off over a cup of coffee :D

TheDrifter | 23

#2277810 - Friday 1 April 2011 19:11

The next day? The op is likely packing as we speak. There is no tomorrow at that job.

By FudgeInMyLife | 3

#2277780 - Friday 1 April 2011 19:00

Easy fix, just tell everyone at work that your boss slept with their wives as a April Fools joke ha

By FudgeInMyLife | 3

#2277782 - Friday 1 April 2011 18:59

Easy Fix, you just have to tell everyone in your work that your boss slept with their wives as a " April Fools Joke" haha

By notquite69 | 0

#2277841 - Friday 1 April 2011 19:15

If the department can run with only half the people, you guys weren't doing much.

Autoshot | 9

#2278062 - Friday 1 April 2011 20:28

/agree

FarSide | 22

#2278633 - Friday 1 April 2011 21:42

HAS to be a government department.

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