ok you got a handjob now stop being a little bitch :) its not like its cyanide

Not FML because you should both be laughing.

hahahahaha omg that is so funny

you should have made her lick it off

Keep going, and you'll get a kill streak ;)

bahahahaaaa.

Payback for all those cum-shots in ****!!!!

tht ***** nasty

Event ID 348913746 Agent ID: HJ5872 Title: Logistics Specialist Status: Temporarily Reassigned Summary: Agent HJ5872(known as Agent White Face, henceforth) is reassigned to storage maintenance until further notice for disobeying a direct order from a superior. Following said disregard for orders, Agent White Face attempted to gather information from "The Other Gender" (TGO). The situation rapidly deteriorated when TGO agent Emily Huang (a.k.a. The Bangcok Tiger) grabbed Agent White Face's weapon, and, after a 3.5 second struggle, discharged said weapon into his face. Reassignment is deemed necessary for the time being, as the majority of the other Logistics Specialist agents were too preoccupied with creating ways to ridicule Agent White Face instead of working. Such methods included emails, group sing-a-longs of a rather catchy tune written by Agent FG2345 (a.k.a Steve), and an entire adaptation of William Shakespeare's play 'Much Ado About Nothing' retitled 'Billy Takes One In The Face'. Logistics productivity is expected to increase substantially, after the play ends its 3 week run at the local civic theater.

lmao. sorry op, that sucks