By NinjaPanda88 - 01/08/2009 07:44 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of thinking up names, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML
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Tippssy 0

Pokedex Entry: Squirtle Type: Water Height: 6.5 inches Moveset: Harden, Pound, Withdraw, String Shot

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workinggirl_fml 3

i think you have worse problems than a name for your member if your username is ninjapanda88

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Hich17 0

"Honey... is there something you want to tell me?" "Why?" "Because Squirtle is starting to feel more like Charmandar..."

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kris18gc 0

you sir are amazing.

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irrelevantxx 0

HaaAAAAAAAAAAAAHA

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zip123 0

I think it's quite fitting. I mean, it squirts, right?

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Emma_91 0

ROFLMAO!! EPIC!! Your girlfriend is awesome ^_^ #21, brilliant!

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triplethreat13 0

it's better than Princess Sophia, which is from the movie How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days.

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lmmmr 0

I don't see how there's anything he could do about it. If I'm going to call your penis Squirtle, I'm going to do it. Nothing you can say about it.

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Slackness 10

I like your Girlfriend, she seems pretty OK. Why the F do you think this FML? she obviously has humour and loves you. At least she didnt want to compare / plot zits on yr ass mapped against known universes!

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