By NinjaPanda88 - 01/08/2009 07:44 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of thinking up names, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML
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Tippssy 0

Pokedex Entry: Squirtle Type: Water Height: 6.5 inches Moveset: Harden, Pound, Withdraw, String Shot

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kadeouir 0

U dnt name your own penis that is the gfs job, if u name your own u really need to get out more! Your gd sounds fab tho squirtle is an awesome name! No FML!

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VenomSiphon 13

That. Is. Amazing. My props. Take them. They are yours.

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alsoelp 0

HAHAHAHAHAHA well... yeah it could have been worse, jigglypuff/clefairy/grimer/muk/mr mime/snorlax im on the fence about diglet. still probably fail. blastoise ftw. evolve.

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lmmmr 0

He didn't do anything. I believe they belong to the girlfriend.

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FmyLinNY 0

On the show Chelsea Lately, they call a ****** "Pikachu".

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save_me_08 0

they call a ****** a lot of things on Chelsea Lately...

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cucumberfabulous 7

And Klasloppus!!

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cheenie 0

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h140/rayner01/PikachuVagina.jpg?t=1249840668 Prolly because of that. @ #116 - I never laughed this much in my life, I love you.

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RESTAREA 0

That's exactly what I thought. I'm surprised nobody corrected! It's Wartortle... not War Turtle... Lawl xD

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cactus_fml 0

Your girlfriend is awesome. Bahahahahahaha.

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sireen 0

hahhahaha. that's cuteeeee

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skittlez_louise 0

LMFAOOO this made me laugh xD

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