By Anonymous - 06/02/2015 20:10 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend tried to justify having a one night stand with some other guy, with the words, "I'm on my period, okay?!" She acted like I was crazy when I asked how the fuck that made any sense. FML
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PANDORUM89 21

as a girl I don't even understand this. I've been on my period for awhile now and not once has it caused me to have a one night stand

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travellingfun 18

Just leave, she clearly doesn't care, and has the dumbest excuses.

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PANDORUM89 21

as a girl I don't even understand this. I've been on my period for awhile now and not once has it caused me to have a one night stand

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ChoolyBooly 32

Cramps maybe but a one night stand is on her. yes shit happens but you can still choose whether or not to cheat or beat someone up or steal etc...

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doctorhook86 24

Side note for #1: How long is "a while" for you? If you've been on your period for more than a couple weeks, maybe consider seeing a doctor...

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phoneaddict13 29

maybe she means she got it more than a few years ago sk she has experience with the ''side effects''

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hugozac88 22

Man this is bloody crazy!! :D high five!!!.....anyone?!......no?.......I'll be in my room *walks away in shame while dragging feet

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HeWillBeLoved105 22

Number #49, there are some birth controls that will make the female body either have no periods at all, spot just a little, or have very long, unnecessary periods. I know because I am one of the very unlucky ones. That may be her case.

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SarcasticShade 16

(Not saying you think it is #78) That's no excuse though. My sister blames anything she does wrong on her having her period.

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mandamermaid19 14

Me to I've been on mine for a month and a half straight now.

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travellingfun 18

Just leave, she clearly doesn't care, and has the dumbest excuses.

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incoherentrmblr 21

Agreed. Leave before it turns into anything worse, especially if it gets to Gone Girl worse...

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Mira Lux 26

I suggest you find another gf. This is probably not the first time she cheated on you if she saying that.

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IAmzephyr 22

she cheated. there's no excuses for that, and if she's trying to push the blame off of her and making you look crazy, it's time to move on

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brendejafulable 41

Well when I am on my period I am 20x hornier than any other time. Maybe that is what she was intending. But the cheating part. I can't come up with anything. Sorry man

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ChoolyBooly 32

I get horny too. Doesn't give a girl free reign to **** the first guy who asks or an guy for that matter. No excuse unless she was possessed.

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ToxicTyrael 26

Ok but why don't take the boyfriend? There is no reason to cheat on someone.

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Drarry_fml 10

Don't know why she's being thumbed down, she wasn't defending the girl, she just explained why a period was at all relevant.

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doctorhook86 24

#10: I don't think being possessed is a good enough excuse either.

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0neiros 14

Go screw another woman, and when your GF Complains tell her "She was on her period".

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HeyImAmy 20

As a member of the female sex, I have had, and continue to have, many periods but I'm still a virgin because, some girls (me included) get PMS but, not once, did I have a one night stand. I've never heard of that happening to anyone. You aren't supposed to have sex during your period anyways. This girl is crazy for trying to trick you. You deserve better.

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superspooky 13

Who says you're not supposed to have sex during your period? Also what does you being a virgin have to do with anything?

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countryb_cth 38

You can have sex on your period. Most people just choose not to because of the blood but you can. Also why did you feel the need to say your a virgin?

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brewmasterg 34

It is completely fine to have sex on your period. In fact orgasms release endorphins which can ease menstrual cramps and headaches associated with PMT. You do however have to ensure that you are having SAFE sex as women are more susceptible to get STDs while the cervix is open to allow blood to pass through.

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badluckalex 23

except the fact that it's gross?

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Barthanax 9

Well they're not asking you to eat them out.

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badgercheese94 16

Why do people get so offended by the fact some people find period sex gross? I find blood gross in general and if I was straight I wouldnt want sex with someone on her period, at least not vaginally. Hell only time I will touch blood is if someones bleeding and they need urgent care

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benjamn 24

A good soldier can wade through blood. let the thumbs down begin ;)

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kuzzy00 22

When the river is red, take the journey to browns bay xD Period sex: Feeling like Moses as he parts the Red Sea.

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HyunnK 18

Everything will get YDI, whether it is on accident or people are trying to be "funny".

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ligerzero459 24

Probably people on mobile hitting it on accident. I can't count the number of times I've had that happen :(

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