Today, my girlfriend tried to justify having a one night stand with some other guy, with the words, "I'm on my period, okay?!" She acted like I was crazy when I asked how the fuck that made any sense. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend when she'll be having her period, since she was acting pretty bitchy the last time around. She duct taped my leg hair and ripped it off while I was napping. FML
Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML
Today, I found a new way to tell if my girlfriend is on her period. If she responds to "Want me to get you anything while I'm at the store?" by screaming "God just fuck off, you cunt!" then bursting into tears, the answer is a definite yes. FML
Today, I asked my new girlfriend if she was feeling alright, since she is on her period for the first time since we started dating. I got an empty cereal bowl thrown at my head. Question asked and answered. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Today, at Walmart, a woman kept screaming at her husband for the most ridiculous reasons. My friend snickered that she must be on her period, prompting her to whirl around, storm over, and slap the hell out of me, thinking I was the one who said it. FML
Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML
Today, my girlfriend got her period. It seemed more painful for her than usual, so I offered to go out and buy some painkillers and maybe some chocolate for her. She thought I was being sarcastic and slapped me so hard I saw stars. FML
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Top comments
PANDORUM89 21
as a girl I don't even understand this. I've been on my period for awhile now and not once has it caused me to have a one night stand
travellingfun 18
Just leave, she clearly doesn't care, and has the dumbest excuses.
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Comments (74)
Twisted_Angel 17
So... does she do this every month? Get rid of her OP. you deserve so much better.
nemcali 34
Dump her, if not because she cheated on you (which is bad enough) because she failed to come up with a less dumb excuse
jayfresh98 8
I would've turned around and walked away. No man should have to deal with that crap. Also she seems like an ignorant, self centered girl.
False_Stupidity 42
There is never a valid excuse for cheating... Period.
kalbrek009 20
Been there with an ex gf...told me the same thing (even though we both knew she'd just had her period 2 weeks prior...idk why some can't keep their lies straight (as far as what they told to whomever), & their legs closed to anyone other than their other half.
Sheepalicious 20
Then let her act like you are crazy for leaving her ass to find someone better.
kamsy_fml 3
well i usually get so so horny on my periods that virtually every thing turns me on but i've never cheated on my bf, unless she was seduced cos its probably gonna be hard for her to resist cos she already horny
Leafa 21
I hope it's "ex" now. You deserve better.
codyslong 12
she better no longer be your girlfriend.
Bellock86 2
Run. Run away as fast as you can.