Today, my girlfriend tried to justify having a one night stand with some other guy, with the words, "I'm on my period, okay?!" She acted like I was crazy when I asked how the fuck that made any sense. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend when she'll be having her period, since she was acting pretty bitchy the last time around. She duct taped my leg hair and ripped it off while I was napping. FML
Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML
Today, I found a new way to tell if my girlfriend is on her period. If she responds to "Want me to get you anything while I'm at the store?" by screaming "God just fuck off, you cunt!" then bursting into tears, the answer is a definite yes. FML
Today, I asked my new girlfriend if she was feeling alright, since she is on her period for the first time since we started dating. I got an empty cereal bowl thrown at my head. Question asked and answered. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Today, at Walmart, a woman kept screaming at her husband for the most ridiculous reasons. My friend snickered that she must be on her period, prompting her to whirl around, storm over, and slap the hell out of me, thinking I was the one who said it. FML
Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML
Today, my girlfriend got her period. It seemed more painful for her than usual, so I offered to go out and buy some painkillers and maybe some chocolate for her. She thought I was being sarcastic and slapped me so hard I saw stars. FML
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Top comments
PANDORUM89 21
as a girl I don't even understand this. I've been on my period for awhile now and not once has it caused me to have a one night stand
travellingfun 18
Just leave, she clearly doesn't care, and has the dumbest excuses.
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Comments (74)
mmazzaa 16
Oh that's nastyy
SunshineX7 17
What a jackass! Yeah, my period makes me do weird things like eat an entire box of Cheezits in 12 minutes, but I don't screw random people because of it.
metalcrazed 21
Was she trying to say that's why she didn't cheat?
HeWillBeLoved105 22
You can do better.
apk892 7
**** her one last time and "accidentally" stick it in her ass. When your done, throw her some change and tell her to get a cab because shes nothing but a cheap *****.
Gauzy21 12
She needs a punch in the vag
badgercheese94 16
I hope she is your ex now... and 45 feet underwater in the nearest foggy harbour..
RogueWarrior869 23
Joining those that hope she's your ex now. A period is no excuse or justification for cheating on someone. You should go find someone that will be better to you, op.
biopilot17 9
That's bull shit she just wants to say her emotions made her cheat when in reality she's just a ***** who wants to keep you to use you
LostInTheZone11 29
That excuse makes as much sense as the guys who "accidentally" cheated.