Today, my girlfriend tried to justify having a one night stand with some other guy, with the words, "I'm on my period, okay?!" She acted like I was crazy when I asked how the fuck that made any sense. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend when she'll be having her period, since she was acting pretty bitchy the last time around. She duct taped my leg hair and ripped it off while I was napping. FML
Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML
Today, I found a new way to tell if my girlfriend is on her period. If she responds to "Want me to get you anything while I'm at the store?" by screaming "God just fuck off, you cunt!" then bursting into tears, the answer is a definite yes. FML
Today, I asked my new girlfriend if she was feeling alright, since she is on her period for the first time since we started dating. I got an empty cereal bowl thrown at my head. Question asked and answered. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Today, at Walmart, a woman kept screaming at her husband for the most ridiculous reasons. My friend snickered that she must be on her period, prompting her to whirl around, storm over, and slap the hell out of me, thinking I was the one who said it. FML
Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML
Today, my girlfriend got her period. It seemed more painful for her than usual, so I offered to go out and buy some painkillers and maybe some chocolate for her. She thought I was being sarcastic and slapped me so hard I saw stars. FML
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Top comments
PANDORUM89 21
as a girl I don't even understand this. I've been on my period for awhile now and not once has it caused me to have a one night stand
travellingfun 18
Just leave, she clearly doesn't care, and has the dumbest excuses.
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Comments (74)
tossaway2321 5
If she's using the stereotypes of girls on there periods as an excuse, periods make you irrationally mad, not stupid.
eyebrowzzz 21
If for some reason you stay with her, pretend to go on a diet and then sleep with another woman claiming it's your "Cheat" Day
lexiieeex3 32
Zero YDI, as it should be. FYL OP that's ******.
ForeverJasmine 26
She needs to be single since she doesn't know how to stuff a tampon in it.
wanted_2_want 40
She was probably looking a human tampon. You know?
Pstraka6 20
You should probably stop dating her if she's that cordial about her excuse. There is clearly much better out there for you
jesuis_julie 21
I hope she's your EX girlfriend now.
Morning_fml 22
Wow, she's stupid AND a hoe. You obviously deserve better, man.
mojobanks 8
Move on and change your address because she's going to have new male in her box about every 4 weeks
vikky538 29
leave... Period.
HereNReady 13
I can't muster the strength to make a joke or sarcastic comment. Sorry dude, do yourself a favor and make sure she's your ex by the time you're done reading this.