Today, my girlfriend tried to justify having a one night stand with some other guy, with the words, "I'm on my period, okay?!" She acted like I was crazy when I asked how the fuck that made any sense. FML
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Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend when she'll be having her period, since she was acting pretty bitchy the last time around. She duct taped my leg hair and ripped it off while I was napping. FML
Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML
Today, I found a new way to tell if my girlfriend is on her period. If she responds to "Want me to get you anything while I'm at the store?" by screaming "God just fuck off, you cunt!" then bursting into tears, the answer is a definite yes. FML
Today, I asked my new girlfriend if she was feeling alright, since she is on her period for the first time since we started dating. I got an empty cereal bowl thrown at my head. Question asked and answered. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Today, at Walmart, a woman kept screaming at her husband for the most ridiculous reasons. My friend snickered that she must be on her period, prompting her to whirl around, storm over, and slap the hell out of me, thinking I was the one who said it. FML
Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML
Today, my girlfriend got her period. It seemed more painful for her than usual, so I offered to go out and buy some painkillers and maybe some chocolate for her. She thought I was being sarcastic and slapped me so hard I saw stars. FML
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Top comments
PANDORUM89 21
as a girl I don't even understand this. I've been on my period for awhile now and not once has it caused me to have a one night stand
travellingfun 18
Just leave, she clearly doesn't care, and has the dumbest excuses.
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Comments (74)
usernamelost 13
That's really shitty OP. I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you dumped her so you could go find someone to treat you like a real woman should treat a man.
jentrynicole 20
So she's saying the guy had sex with her while she was possibly gushing out blood. Ew.
ToxicTyrael 26
So that's disturbing you? Not the cheating part? Oh sorry maybe I'm clingy and psychotic but I think the fact that she cheated on OP might be the bigger problem.
Oley 27
I'm not quite sure what type of Cycles you have #27, but I've never in my 17 years of having a cycle, have I "Gushed " blood. You may need to see a Doctor....
Steffi 26
Maybe she was trying to tell you "At least I don't seem to be pregnant with his kid"? I'm not sure I'm just guessing here :/. Sorry OP
KattHull 8
Bye Felicia!!
alex_jaguara 33
Come on, man. You can do better.
jdnaus 13
So she's intends to cheat every 28 days, or there abouts?
xluciferx666 21
Time to dump her and nope the hell out of that situation you deserve better
buckdharma 38
This is why I dread a female president. She steps up to the presidential podium,says,"It's that time of the month," and touches off World War III.
alitairi 18
....I thought periids prevented one night stands.
Denny1988 19
don't even bother arguing with her, just leave and don't look back