Alexa, play "Don't Go" by Yazoo

By nexus - 22/09/2021 04:00 - Papua New Guinea

Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML
I agree, your life sucks 817
You deserved it 150

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SalamanderSlick 1

Be grateful your girlfriend likes you enough to want you around on her period and isn't aggressive with pms symptoms. She could have accused you of going to cheat and threw something instead.

That's how we ask for chocolate

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SalamanderSlick 1

Be grateful your girlfriend likes you enough to want you around on her period and isn't aggressive with pms symptoms. She could have accused you of going to cheat and threw something instead.

That idiot should have read your fucking body language! "Just going to the store" is how a lot of abandonment stories start.

I feel like your humor is lost on so many people

This should be something you're happy about. She loves you. Did her emotions make you feel guilty about going to the store? Regardless, comfort her.

Wadlaen 23

Well, at least it seems like she cares about you. A lot. This one's a keeper. Congratulations!

That's how we ask for chocolate