anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me to Google how to last longer in bed. FML
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wtf
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was on my girlfriend's computer. When searching on google, her browsing history popped up. The first thing was "Best positions for a small penis." FML
wow
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my virgin girlfriend who wanted to lose her virginity to me got on Google, and quizzed me on how to properly put on a condom. She doesn't trust me. FML
asdfasdf
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Time is money
Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
Anonymous
Dortmund, Germany 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML
Anon
United States
Double life
Today, after a small fight with my girlfriend, I started to miss her, so I typed her name into Google on a whim. Surprisingly, I find a link to a blog in which the owner describes his ongoing effort to seduce my girl. During times she told me she was alone. Thanks babe. FML
Anonymous
Pass Christian, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try some "prolonging gel" to help him last longer between the sheets. Surprisingly, it worked, and he lasted 3 times longer than usual. I can now enjoy 4 whole minutes of sex. FML
CoCo
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend came home with new condoms: Manix Endurance containing a numbing gel designed to help me "last longer". FML
Dante
Povoa de Santa Iria, Portugal 🌶️ Spicy
You OK, bro?
Today, my sister's boyfriend asked for tips on how to please her in bed. FML
stargate25
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Denver, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Planning
Today, my wife sent me a Google Calendar reminder for "sex". FML
quick blow
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I received an email from my girlfriend listing 10 ways to stop premature ejaculation. Subtle. FML
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Cuuba 0
"Hey baby, why don't you come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo so I can google all over your facebook?" haha, awe yeeah.
ERTH_fml 0
it's called MASTURBATION! twice a day should do the trick :)
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Comments (100)
6LitreJellyBean 0
me too man....me too
ManicGypsy 22
Great idea here... Take 2 Vicodin and call me in the morning. LOL! Seriously, I know many men who can go all night long on Vicodin. It works wonders. Trust me.
AKIFIGHTER 0
epic failure!
valmont_fml 0
I don't see why this is such a big FML. At least she's saying something about it, instead of just lying about it, or something like that. Maybe it wasn't the best way she could have handled it, but it could certainly be worse.
redmnky21 8
either shes not doing it for u and u just want it done and over with or she gets ur overly excited... try anal... that fixed it for my bf and me
Maverick52 13
I'm pretty sure there's an app for that lmao
Dalb95 0
You should tell her to Google apartment listings and local U-haul numbers.
VoteForTaco 8
Google knows everything.
FluffyWizdom 15
give her orallll
ilovemychem 22
She coulda done it herself