Damn, I was planning to reply with that! To the OP: Um... she could just be random Google searching, or searching for someone else, or whatever. You've never Googled weird things for the sake of Googling them? And who really cares if you have a small penis, anyways? Half of all penises are below average...

OP, ur such a lier! The history never pops up, it pops down!!!

You better be ****** joking right now.

at least she's trying to figure it out on her own instead of breaking up with him or embarrassing him by confronting him.

#24, are you allowed out of Nazi Hitler Prison at this time?

Honestly size doesnt matter that much, It's all how you use it LOL! on that note at least she's okay with it,and trying to find out ways on making it work!

#24, ****.

The best position for a small penis is behind your zipper.

stfu u ****** dumbass

i meant that toward 24 btw, not the OP

Hey jandersoniii weren't you like a feminist a while ago? Maybe your bipolar?? Or a rude transexual... But anways... GO **** YOURSELF. because trust me no one else is ever gonna do it for you douchebag.

According to my experience, the penis' purpose is to give pleasure to his owner. Penetration is just a very small part of what a complete and satisfactory sexual relation encompasses. Very few women can ****** with penetration only. So, while you're having fun, give her a 'hand' too.

I knew it! I saw a comment on some other FML and I knew you couldn't be the real jandersoniii! My thinking? The REAL jandersoniii we all know and love ditched her account, and someone else picked up the name. OR her account was hijacked for the sole purpose of turning the man-hating crap into this kind of crap. Or she could just be being really ironic, but from what I recall of our beloved jandersoniii, she was somewhat lacking in a sense of humour...

how can most penises be below the average? the average is the middle. which means there is an equal number of penises above and below the average.

24 i will kick your sexist, ignorant ass and yes im a girl you ****** bastard, i will set your dick on fire and cut it off and make you eat it you dumb ****

#24 you are an hero on the internet, If you catch my drift

google blows and is highly overrated anyway. Bing is where its at

To 142 - **** you. His comment - out of line. Yours - also ******* stupid. Grow the **** up.

#24 is a god and we should all bow down to him and embrace his sexist opinions.

103, I'm bipolar. Your comment is just as ignorant and as stupid as 24.

Exactly! She seems like she is trying to make the relationship work in all aspects including what goes on in the bedroom. At least she is trying to make the situation work, your ego may be bruised and I'm sure it would be but she seems to love you. If she didn't she would have dumped you for a guy with a bigger dick by now.

Wouldn't that mean the average penis isn't the length they say?

I agree with this completely. It's not her fault that you've got a small dick, and the fact that she was trying to protect your feelings & work on it without hurting your itty bitty penis feelings speaks volumes for her.

ROFL

half of all penis? are below average size of penis' that doesnt make sence. learn basic math

It's kind of obvious #24 is trolling. Some people just don't get the internet, or are incredibly stupid.

How does that not make sense? That's what an average is...it doesn't necessarily mean that exactly half are smaller and half are bigger but you would expect it to be reasonably close to half and half. Also, learn basic writing skills.

#189 and all the other retards with this question: Let's say you are trying to find the average of 1, 2, and 9. 1 + 2 + 9 = 12 12 / 3 = 4 The average is 4. Now let's compare the results: 2 of the numbers are below average and only one is above. Who doesn't know basic math now, dumbass?

Jandersoniii Post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#24, if you're not joking, SHUT YOUR ******* MOUTH, ****!!!

no jandirsoniiiis not a hero more of a very bored teen or something of that sort.... anyone can insult its much harder to try to do something with your life instead of bitching about everyone elses!!!!!

#13 Then that isn't average is it?

YDI for having a small dick and a loose ***** of a gf.

you people have no lives

If half the penises(not sure how to spell it) were below average it wouldn't be average!

My thoughts exactly. So what if you have a small penis, she's being creative about it!

i think he meant fml because he didnt realise he had a small penis and he thought it was average

lmfao

At least she's trying, right?

I was going to write something along theses lines.

Yes exactly, this isn't an FML, you've finally found someone who cares about you, and is looking past imperfections she thinks you might have. You should be happy, because not everyone can find someone like that. :)

No person with any sense of right and wrong would ever dump someone based on penis size. Come on. A smaller penis is not an imperfection. You guys are silly.

agreed 100%... was gonna say something to that effect.

relationships don't always have to be about sex if she's really worth being with the size of your penis wouldn't matter that much

very true, at least she cares enough to work with what you got instead of cheating on you ^_^

lesbian **** is awesome stfu

i agree it is awesome