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By wtf - / Sunday 12 July 2009 16:20 / United States
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By  shaynashakesit  |  0

Who cares? If you have a small penis, so what. She obviously doesn't care that much as she hasn't left you and is looking for ways to make the sex enjoyable despite it. She also never was rude enough to say it to your face. She's a keeper.

By  ChefFrenchie  |  0

well at least she's trying to work with it...she could have just dumped you and moved on to someone with a bigger penis. And she didn't bring it up to you and make you feel bad about it, sounds like she was trying to overcome something that could negatively affect your sex life because she loves you enough to stay with you. FYL though for having that small of a penis.

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By  rabidbacon  |  0

That sucks, hey it could be for some other guy she is seeing, if that helps. FIRST HAHA

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  MoobyTheCow  |  2

Damn, I was planning to reply with that! To the OP: Um... she could just be random Google searching, or searching for someone else, or whatever. You've never Googled weird things for the sake of Googling them? And who really cares if you have a small penis, anyways? Half of all penises are below average...

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  divesh777  |  0

OP, ur such a lier! The history never pops up, it pops down!!!

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  jandersoniii  |  0

YDI for letting that bitch near a computer. she should be in the kitchen, cleaning the floors, or sucking your dick (regardless of how small it is). bring it up to her and beat the shit out of that cunt for not knowing her place.

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  cima3695  |  0

Hey jandersoniii weren't you like a feminist a while ago? Maybe your bipolar?? Or a rude transexual... But anways... GO FUCK YOURSELF. because trust me no one else is ever gonna do it for you douchebag.

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  leiziueyes  |  0

According to my experience, the penis' purpose is to give pleasure to his owner. Penetration is just a very small part of what a complete and satisfactory sexual relation encompasses. Very few women can orgasm with penetration only. So, while you're having fun, give her a 'hand' too.

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  judgeymcjudge  |  0

I knew it! I saw a comment on some other FML and I knew you couldn't be the real jandersoniii! My thinking? The REAL jandersoniii we all know and love ditched her account, and someone else picked up the name. OR her account was hijacked for the sole purpose of turning the man-hating crap into this kind of crap. Or she could just be being really ironic, but from what I recall of our beloved jandersoniii, she was somewhat lacking in a sense of humour...

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24 i will kick your sexist, ignorant ass and yes im a girl you fuckin bastard, i will set your dick on fire and cut it off and make you eat it you dumb fuck

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  leaper66  |  12

Exactly! She seems like she is trying to make the relationship work in all aspects including what goes on in the bedroom. At least she is trying to make the situation work, your ego may be bruised and I'm sure it would be but she seems to love you. If she didn't she would have dumped you for a guy with a bigger dick by now.

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I agree with this completely. It's not her fault that you've got a small dick, and the fact that she was trying to protect your feelings & work on it without hurting your itty bitty penis feelings speaks volumes for her.

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  ice_cold1  |  0

How does that not make sense? That's what an average is...it doesn't necessarily mean that exactly half are smaller and half are bigger but you would expect it to be reasonably close to half and half. Also, learn basic writing skills.

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#189 and all the other retards with this question: Let's say you are trying to find the average of 1, 2, and 9. 1 + 2 + 9 = 12 12 / 3 = 4 The average is 4. Now let's compare the results: 2 of the numbers are below average and only one is above. Who doesn't know basic math now, dumbass?

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  xxlillyxx  |  0

no jandirsoniiiis not a hero more of a very bored teen or something of that sort.... anyone can insult its much harder to try to do something with your life instead of bitching about everyone elses!!!!!

By  shaynashakesit  |  0

Who cares? If you have a small penis, so what. She obviously doesn't care that much as she hasn't left you and is looking for ways to make the sex enjoyable despite it. She also never was rude enough to say it to your face. She's a keeper.

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  SuzyQ4u5  |  0

Yes exactly, this isn't an FML, you've finally found someone who cares about you, and is looking past imperfections she thinks you might have. You should be happy, because not everyone can find someone like that. :)

By  ChefFrenchie  |  0

well at least she's trying to work with it...she could have just dumped you and moved on to someone with a bigger penis. And she didn't bring it up to you and make you feel bad about it, sounds like she was trying to overcome something that could negatively affect your sex life because she loves you enough to stay with you. FYL though for having that small of a penis.

By  CristalFaceyea  |  0

Don't be nosey looking into her history list. If it popped up, then pop it back down. But if it makes you feel better, atleast she wasn't looking up something disgusting lesbian porn. lmao :P

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