By wow - 08/11/2010 18:23 - United States

Spicy
Today, my virgin girlfriend who wanted to lose her virginity to me got on Google, and quizzed me on how to properly put on a condom. She doesn't trust me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 141
You deserved it 8 899

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Froley 0

Just because she wants to make sure she's safe and you know what you're doing, you think she doesn't trust you? Be happy that she trusts you enough to take her virginity. YDI.

Comments

KingDingALing 9

So many people learn how to "do it right" on their own. It's not that hard to put a condom on.

Wow maybe she just wants to be very sure. Why would you take it personally?

sibre2001 0

you are about to swipe a v card and the worst problem you have is she wants to make sure you can wrap your dick right? **** off man.

Congrats, man. You get to be your g/f's first time, AND she is being smart and responsible. She's obviously a type A personality, and wants to make sure things go well. If she's interested in sex and willing to google sexual activities, it's entirely likely that she will be willing to try new and interesting things with you. Enjoy it. And learn to put on a condom right. It's not tough.

Froley 0

Just because she wants to make sure she's safe and you know what you're doing, you think she doesn't trust you? Be happy that she trusts you enough to take her virginity. YDI.

I agree too. You're complaining over nothing. At least if both of you are aware and vigilant, less chance of a clearly unwanted pregnancy.

You need to spread her legs out and nip her! That bitch is stupid

Erindub 0

If she doesn't trust you thats one thing. I think its good of her to be interested in learning ESPECIALLY about something THIS IMPORTANT. Get over it dude. You ought to sit her down and talk with her about sex. The key is communication

CoachLlama 5

She has chosen you for this milestone in her life. Don't be an idiot.

A big deal you may be, but you're also either really bad at giving advice or just awful at being funny.

KiddNYC1O 20

You should've said "Trust me, virgin." with emphasis on the word virgin.

It's like being a senior, and calling someone a freshmen. It's demoralizing.

Neither of the instances is demoralizing, actually.

im a virgin... and I will ******* kill anyone who makes ME pregnant on the first time around.

ShadowCzar 5

Isnt all their fault. If you have sex your taking the risk so deal with it

orangesodaftw 0

She doesn't want to get preggers because of your inadequateness. I don't blame her for not trusting you. I wouldn't either.

amberbby69 6

It's better to be safe than sorry.

According to halestorm it's better sorry than safe ;) lol but seriously this isn't a big deal. And seriously that's a great song =)

It's a real saying, they're not just lyrics from a song.

I know. I just felt like mentioning the song haha

GoodLookingGeese 10

who said they would be sorry, maybe they would have nice kids, LOL

Thank you for reminding me of that song its really good and havent heard it in forever

mintcar 9

You probably failed the quiz.