learn to do it right!!!!

So many people learn how to "do it right" on their own. It's not that hard to put a condom on.

Wow maybe she just wants to be very sure. Why would you take it personally?

you are about to swipe a v card and the worst problem you have is she wants to make sure you can wrap your dick right? fuck off man.

Congrats, man. You get to be your g/f's first time, AND she is being smart and responsible. She's obviously a type A personality, and wants to make sure things go well. If she's interested in sex and willing to google sexual activities, it's entirely likely that she will be willing to try new and interesting things with you. Enjoy it. And learn to put on a condom right. It's not tough.

I don't trust you either.

OP: "I'll be careful." Girlfriend: "You'll be dead!" Enter Obi-Wan, who defends the OP by cutting off the girlfriend's arm.

Someone, somewhere, will get that and laugh. Hopefully.

Hahahahahahaha

LAWL

its not me 

Bar scene in A New Hope?

All I can think of is that Robot Chicken episode, and the poor guy couldn't be an architect any more.

LMAO. #33 win!

Epic Win.

roflmao

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Just because she wants to make sure she's safe and you know what you're doing, you think she doesn't trust you? Be happy that she trusts you enough to take her virginity. YDI.

agreed!

that pic is so ftw jim

exactly :)

I agree too. You're complaining over nothing. At least if both of you are aware and vigilant, less chance of a clearly unwanted pregnancy.

You need to spread her legs out and nip her! That bitch is stupid

r u a boy or girl

idk 118, are YOU a boy or a girl? I really can't tell

If she doesn't trust you thats one thing. I think its good of her to be interested in learning ESPECIALLY about something THIS IMPORTANT. Get over it dude. You ought to sit her down and talk with her about sex. The key is communication

She has chosen you for this milestone in her life. Don't be an idiot.

A big deal you may be, but you're also either really bad at giving advice or just awful at being funny.

You should've said "Trust me, virgin." with emphasis on the word virgin.

... Why would she care?

damn virgins i tell ya

It's like being a senior, and calling someone a freshmen. It's demoralizing.

Neither of the instances is demoralizing, actually.

im a virgin... and I will fucking kill anyone who makes ME pregnant on the first time around.

Isnt all their fault. If you have sex your taking the risk so deal with it

She doesn't want to get preggers because of your inadequateness. I don't blame her for not trusting you. I wouldn't either.

It's better to be safe than sorry.

According to halestorm it's better sorry than safe ;) lol but seriously this isn't a big deal. And seriously that's a great song =)

It's a real saying, they're not just lyrics from a song.

I know. I just felt like mentioning the song haha

who said they would be sorry, maybe they would have nice kids, LOL

Thank you for reminding me of that song its really good and havent heard it in forever

You probably failed the quiz.