Today, my girlfriend told me the reason why my credit card mysteriously maxed out 2 months ago 'might have been' because she posted a picture of it on Facebook. I ordered a new credit card without the custom picture of us immediately. She broke up with me. FML
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Today, I had to dump my girlfriend because of tons of trust issues that kept reappearing. Shortly afterwards, my credit card disappeared and I got to experience my first identity theft. All within 24 hours. FML
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Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating right after I maxed out my credit card buying him everything on his Christmas list. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her reason? Not enough guys have been liking her photos on Instagram since we started dating. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she got a hefty bonus at work and will pay off my credit card debt. I was gonna break up with her because I’d been working on resolving things with my ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my girlfriend. Just as she said "I love you", the credit on my phone runs out. She now thinks that I've purposely hung up on her. She refuses to speak to me until I tell her the real reason I hung up. FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
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klc20071989_fml 20
If she's that stupid, its a good thing she left.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22
Well not much of a loss OP, right?
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Comments (114)
JMichael 25
I think you're better off without her. If she's stupid enough to post private information on Facebook who knows what else she's stupid enough to do.
BexBaby86 21
Seriously? She thought it was ok to put that on Facebook? Did she think it was cute and edited it on Instagram or something? I know people are stupid, but that extreme? Lol. You're much better off!
applebramble 22
Geez what a dumb bitch . At least OP doesn't have to deal with her anymore .
StzaCrack666 18
its not much of a loss. who the hell posts a picture of their credit card on facebook??
brandoneyez1 25
She's an idiot. Smh sorry OP
spidey_awesome 14
theory she is a credit card digger: I think she posted the credit card because it had a custom picture of both of them and maybe that was her excuse of the maxed out credit card because it was really her. and when he didn't get a custom picture she broke up with him because she has no excuse now.
Goblin182 26
Is she stupid, or you did piss her off? I hope she at least gave good head, considering what it cost you.
slyde32 12
I don't think you understand the concept of this, she said it may be maxed because she posted the picture of the credit card on facebook, meaning available for all her freinds could see, meaning they can use his card online, I think that's a better view on the occasion
wysegirl 24
if she's that stupid to post your credit card you are better off I wouldn't say FML except wasting your time with an idiot.
flapjax68 4
She was no good. Be glad that she left.