Today, my girlfriend told me the reason why my credit card mysteriously maxed out 2 months ago 'might have been' because she posted a picture of it on Facebook. I ordered a new credit card without the custom picture of us immediately. She broke up with me. FML
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Today, I had to dump my girlfriend because of tons of trust issues that kept reappearing. Shortly afterwards, my credit card disappeared and I got to experience my first identity theft. All within 24 hours. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating right after I maxed out my credit card buying him everything on his Christmas list. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her reason? Not enough guys have been liking her photos on Instagram since we started dating. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she got a hefty bonus at work and will pay off my credit card debt. I was gonna break up with her because I’d been working on resolving things with my ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my girlfriend. Just as she said "I love you", the credit on my phone runs out. She now thinks that I've purposely hung up on her. She refuses to speak to me until I tell her the real reason I hung up. FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
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klc20071989_fml 20
If she's that stupid, its a good thing she left.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22
Well not much of a loss OP, right?
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Comments (114)
ZorroRooster 19
Bitch isn't worth your time.
DJ4262 6
bro she's a bitch your better off if that's how she's gonna be corny as it is there's plenty of fish in the sea so forget about her good luck dog
sickerthanyou 13
I'm a lonely bastard and even I think it's good that you don't have to deal with a brain dead of a girlfriend.
DJ4262 6
bro she's a bitch you're better off if that's how she's gonna be corny as it is there's plenty of fish in the sea so forget about her... good luck dog
LuapMere 11
How could anyone use the card without the 3-digit code on the back? she was playing you.
andycee2000 5
The cvv isn't necessary for a merchant to use your card, it's an additional check most trustworthy retailers use.
squidgy787 22
Jeez, she is a special kind of stupid. Count your blessings and monitor the hell out of your credit!
israelnotjacob 20
She's a ******* moron if she posted your credit card online. She's not worth your time. Believe me this is good thing.
whothewhat 4
Stupid is the understatement of the year.
lailaxjan 11
What an idiot. Seriously, common sense would have stopped this from happening. I guess you know she shouldn't have access to your credit cards OP. :/
TheCrispyCat 20
She's a piece of shit.