Today, my girlfriend told me the reason why my credit card mysteriously maxed out 2 months ago 'might have been' because she posted a picture of it on Facebook. I ordered a new credit card without the custom picture of us immediately. She broke up with me. FML
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Today, I had to dump my girlfriend because of tons of trust issues that kept reappearing. Shortly afterwards, my credit card disappeared and I got to experience my first identity theft. All within 24 hours. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating right after I maxed out my credit card buying him everything on his Christmas list. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her reason? Not enough guys have been liking her photos on Instagram since we started dating. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she got a hefty bonus at work and will pay off my credit card debt. I was gonna break up with her because I’d been working on resolving things with my ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my girlfriend. Just as she said "I love you", the credit on my phone runs out. She now thinks that I've purposely hung up on her. She refuses to speak to me until I tell her the real reason I hung up. FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
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klc20071989_fml 20
If she's that stupid, its a good thing she left.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22
Well not much of a loss OP, right?
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Comments (114)
Elizabeth_Scholt 18
So sorry about your breakup. :( They are so hard to get through, I know. But, you deserve someone SO much better than this girl. What was she thinking?! She is an idiot. Now, go out there and find someone who is worth your time!!
PancakeSlap 23
Dumb and shallow! Forget her, a dog would make a better companion.
mattyiscool123 26
I would think Facebook wouldn't allow that to be posted
frizz101 22
YOU DONT NEED SOMEON WHO IS STUPID ENOUGH TO POST A CRDIT CARD ON SOCIAL MEDIA!
dachayke 16
But you need to never use caps lock again, as well as apply E's in a few places.
azisles02 17
Should give her the bill for any & all mysterious charges put on the card after she posting it.
AgentPlatypus73 8
Good thing she left you, though, if she's that much of an idiot.
Dthsapprntc 23
But facebook and instagram are totally private. No one can see what I post there.
asherm 15
You're better off. What an idiot
Perry85 42
you're better off without her man. 1. She's so stupid that she posted it on Facebook. and 2. She's obviously vain because she broke up with out over a PICTURE ON A ******* CREDIT CARD....I say be gone bitch and move on
culito_fml 10
Good for you! You don't need that kind of girl in your life