Today, my girlfriend told me the reason why my credit card mysteriously maxed out 2 months ago 'might have been' because she posted a picture of it on Facebook. I ordered a new credit card without the custom picture of us immediately. She broke up with me. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had to dump my girlfriend because of tons of trust issues that kept reappearing. Shortly afterwards, my credit card disappeared and I got to experience my first identity theft. All within 24 hours. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating right after I maxed out my credit card buying him everything on his Christmas list. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her reason? Not enough guys have been liking her photos on Instagram since we started dating. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she got a hefty bonus at work and will pay off my credit card debt. I was gonna break up with her because I’d been working on resolving things with my ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my girlfriend. Just as she said "I love you", the credit on my phone runs out. She now thinks that I've purposely hung up on her. She refuses to speak to me until I tell her the real reason I hung up. FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
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Top comments
klc20071989_fml 20
If she's that stupid, its a good thing she left.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Well not much of a loss OP, right?
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Comments (114)
littlem91 29
I think you're missing the word "enough".
annie_nk 23
Apparently so.
LarryMyster 7
Whoa, not only is she stupid but she did you a favor by leaving you. Well at least she won't be around you in person. But with each time you use that card, the past will haunt you. Talk about a win/loose situation.
mdw7 12
Reread the fml: he ordered a new card, no pic.
DestinyNiya 33
No, stupidity strikes again. You should be glad she left.
PO_linesman 4
Dodged a bullet. Good luck with finding someone with a brain this time.
WhackTheJackal 22
Call the police.
Ashamed_Sister 60
The question is how can anyone be stupid enough to do this.
domolovesyoshi 33
what part of this FML says she is a gold digger? She's stupid yes she broke up with him because he ordered the card without the custom picture of them.
tj4234 36
She clearly is the sort of person who could fail an I.Q. Test. If she is able to do something that stupid you are probably better off without her. Imagine the stress she could put you through...
GodKing709 2
thats a good thing shes clearly a moron