Today, my girlfriend told me the reason why my credit card mysteriously maxed out 2 months ago 'might have been' because she posted a picture of it on Facebook. I ordered a new credit card without the custom picture of us immediately. She broke up with me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to dump my girlfriend because of tons of trust issues that kept reappearing. Shortly afterwards, my credit card disappeared and I got to experience my first identity theft. All within 24 hours. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating right after I maxed out my credit card buying him everything on his Christmas list. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her reason? Not enough guys have been liking her photos on Instagram since we started dating. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she got a hefty bonus at work and will pay off my credit card debt. I was gonna break up with her because I’d been working on resolving things with my ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my girlfriend. Just as she said "I love you", the credit on my phone runs out. She now thinks that I've purposely hung up on her. She refuses to speak to me until I tell her the real reason I hung up. FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
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klc20071989_fml 20
If she's that stupid, its a good thing she left.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Well not much of a loss OP, right?
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Comments (114)
someone879 6
F*** that hoe
saeros01 12
Sorry bro but maybe you are better off
beyamia 6
FDB
deziraemnj 5
What a dumbass. Her breaking up w/ u is probably the best thing that could have ever happened. You should be relieved!
murdersquirrel 15
or maybe she dumped him when their picture was no longer on the card he will use because she is offended. she probably viewed their picture on his card as a gesture of his love for her. shallow, misdirected, but ultimately it could explain her reaction if she did in fact make him vulnerable to fraud over facebook like an idiot.
incoherentrmblr 22
What a dumbass. You're better off w/o her. Hopefully your credit isn't f**ked up...
sk8tr_21 3
...dude... im pretty sure i used it. actually yeah Im almost positive i used it :/ sorry bro :/ now i feel bad
GarysMom725 10
That's the best thing that could have happened. Next time choose the brightest crayon in the box.
TheBookWyrm 18
You were right to leave her.
cchuckcloninger 5
You have to realize she's dumber than a bucket of rocks, right? So little lost there (except your money). And if you're pining for this lameo you're dumber than she is as it's not even "cute" dumb. Just dumb dumb. And who are all your Facebook "friends" who used your card and never told you it was posted?