Love: Today, my girlfriend told me on Facebook to stop calling/texting...

By Anonymous - 22/10/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me on Facebook to stop calling/texting her because she lost her phone. Right under her post was "sent from Facebook for iPhone." FML

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By dumbass - 01/10/2009 20:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML

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By failure - 13/10/2010 06:18 - Australia

Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML

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By aasatt22 - 08/06/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML

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By Surfinbird09 - 20/12/2009 12:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked a girl I liked for her number, but she claimed she had a broken phone and was getting a new one for Christmas. Unhinged, I go home and go onto Facebook. First thing I see is her status: "Why is no one answering my calls?" FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2013 23:39 - United States - South Gate

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML

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By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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By thedudeman14 - 05/11/2014 22:21 - United States - Deer Park

Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML

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By Terminator101101 - 30/05/2013 23:06 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to go to the Apple store and log me on to Facebook on every single computer. FML

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Weird timing

By Anonymous - 17/02/2013 22:44 - Hungary - Szeged

Today, while at church, I received a text from my girlfriend, saying, "It's not working. We're over." Not only was my phone not on silent mode, I was sitting directly beside my now ex-girlfriend. FML

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coyotemk11 3

Friday 22 October 2010 9:03

it could of been sent from someone elses phone. you can log into facebook from anyones phone.

sabinob 1

Friday 22 October 2010 9:05

She could of posted it from her IPod. If you do post something to facebook it says from iPhone even though it is an iPod.

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james3458 3

Friday 22 October 2010 16:15

67 you are gorgeous. and does anyone else get reminded of that stupid lady gaga song here? maybe she's like sorry I cannot hear you I'm kinda busy ...k-k-kinda busy... lol

anouk05 0

Friday 22 October 2010 16:18

may be she borrowed someone else's phone to write that to you, ask her

jdm4u 0

Friday 22 October 2010 16:24

Wow you guys are stupid. First off if she really lost her phone then she wouldn't know he's been calling and texting her so much for her to message him on fb to stop. Secondly, if she used a friends phone to sign on to fb to message him that, why not just call him instead??? And if it was an ipod touch then she should borrow a friends phone to call him. She is avoiding him. Plain and simple. Sorry dude.

The_Flea 0

Friday 22 October 2010 16:28

Am I the only one wondering why his girlfriend would post that on his FB, which means it was intended specifically for him, instead of telling him by picking up a phone and just calling him to tell him, or even face to face? Or, am I just that far behind on how people in relationships communicate these days?

gusgus36 5

Friday 22 October 2010 16:31

I would say well maybe it's from a friend's phone, but then she probably would have said that IF you tried to call, she didn't answer because she doesn't have her phone. if she really didn't have it then why would she say to stop calling? saying that shows that she has her phone and is ignoring you. so...yes. fyl.

confusey 2

Friday 22 October 2010 16:39

lol

Helena_18 0

Friday 22 October 2010 16:57

LMFAO...FYL...Ur gf i hope Ex-gf is a completely ignorant bitch

kazistevonrop 0

Friday 22 October 2010 17:09

That could be on an iPod touch dumb ass

darkvampe 4

Friday 22 October 2010 17:16

how does she know your calling texting if she does have her phone

kemando 22

Friday 22 October 2010 17:18

Unless you're sure she has an iPhone and not an iPod touch don't confront her. If you are sure then break it off; or ask if she just needs some space, she could be having a mid-life crisis.