Miss san diego, san diego 33 years-old
Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML
Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
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