Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had dinner at my girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great, until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend for a baseball tournament. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked Twister. FML
Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad's poker game. He didn't know I was there, and was telling his friends what he would do to my girlfriend if I wasn't dating her. FML
Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML
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killerpenguin4 9
just tell him it was pitching practice
Caz_the_Spaz 6
Well, having sex with your coach's daughter wasn't a good idea in the first place.
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Comments (123)
monster5rawr 0
you better be the all star player or you're ****** as a person not sex wise
player11 0
you could skip monday and go tuesday
robc32ca 4
um, no you won't... I think you're off the team...
sports575 0
that's why you don't **** the coaches daughter
thebeast45132 5
ydi for screwing your coaches daughter in his house
MidgetTickler 0
First jk. Im not gay.
1greatsk8er 0
looks like the coach will be the only one hitting any balls ;P 1. never do it when the parents are around 2. lock all doors 3. do it with your clothes on. lol jk bout the last one bro FYL
rpace35 0
he is going to run your butt into the ground...
meintx 9
Lucky he didn't go all batting practice on you. But that's funny as hell making you leave without your clothes on. Or were you so scared you ran out without them? Lol
ben_d0ver 0
Yeah, and on Monday when you too meet, hes gonna be the one with no clothes on LOL