Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I had dinner at my girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great, until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend for a baseball tournament. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked Twister. FML
Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad's poker game. He didn't know I was there, and was telling his friends what he would do to my girlfriend if I wasn't dating her. FML
Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML
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killerpenguin4 9
just tell him it was pitching practice
Caz_the_Spaz 6
Well, having sex with your coach's daughter wasn't a good idea in the first place.
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Comments (123)
R2KT 0
okay as much as I disagree about premarital sex and tho i did engage in the ancient history argument, now it's just getting stupid. it seems like some people just want up have the last word and are too stubborn to let a dead horse be dead. and everyone is being a bitch on this site. get over it
nnkhl 0
how old r u???
sukatlife 0
ydi for playin baseball. when u become a man start playin lax
dreadbeat69 12
There is an obscene amount of baseball puns in this comments section.
nerdking21 10
Why on earth would you sleep with your coach's daughter? You were begging to be caught.
megislaughing 0
Woah Woah Woah Woah! hold up???? you started baseball season already???
dansco 25
Hope the bat is easy to remove!
gleegirl445 4
well she has to live with him! imagine how she feels! fhl.
32baseball 0
the sad thing is I have done the same thing
yazmi_09 3
well Texas is huge so naturally more people live here