drunkluv
Australia
Today, my girlfriend openly admitted to me that she wouldn't have gone out with me if she hadn't been drunk. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
drunkdial
France
Today, I realized that the only time my girlfriend ever calls me is when she's drunk. FML
ak.
United States
Today, I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked at her and said, "You're so beautiful. How did I ever get you?" She replied, "I was drunk." FML
Anonymous
So happy together…
Today, at a bar, a drunk girl kissed me, so I went home and confessed what happened to my girlfriend. She forgave me but took it as permission to admit she’s cheated sexually at least once a month for over a year, then got mad I didn’t immediately forgive her like she forgave me. FML
Anonymous
I was the bullet in the relationship
Today, for the first time in two years, I met my ex-girlfriend. I was drunk. FML
Anonymous
Harrison, United States
Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML
OMFG I LOVE MLP
Mainz, Germany
Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML
Anonymous
Japan
Who'll tell him?
Today, the girl I like said she was out drinking with a friend. I'm pretty sure she has been lying about all the times she has "fallen asleep" and could not talk, and is actually seeing other people. FML
allennn
France
Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML
drinkdrankdrunk
Edmonton, Canada
On the sauce
Today, I woke up from a night of heavy drinking to find my girlfriend dumped me. Apparently I drunk-called her last night and told her that someone as beautiful as her could be with someone way better than me. She agreed. FML
Anonymous
Tasty
Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML
Top comments
random_ribbons 15
Well, you must have at least one redeeming quality if she stayed with you. Unless she was drunk the entire time...
olii_fml 0
Ouch, that sucks..
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Comments (116)
yuggi1 11
But now she admits to falling in love with you and wanting your children, right? Then don't look into the past and move on.
LigerFan 1
I'm assuming that she didn't add something like "boy am I glad I was drunk or I wouldve passed up a great guy!". That do suck.
Danieleb56 0
I would have dumped her on the spot
ImaWiseGuy 5
Today, i got a final write up at work, came home to find out I've been robbed of my "dirty" underwear, my electricity has been cut off and my roomate moved out. FML
Egnar 19
Some people would say "dump her" but those people don't understand the context. What I'm imagining here is that this is weeks/months/years down the road and the girlfriend [who still probably should have kept the thought to herself] cares for her boyfriend and was likely trying to be honest and endearing by saying something like that. . .It still kind of sucks because it represents that she originally saw some kind of flaw in you, but, the thing to look at [as long as this IS down the road and not your girlfriend of 3 days] is that she decided you were worth staying with.
AmericanGirl69 0
& you still call her a girlfriend..?
lilnayray199 0
that's so harsh tho. a relationship is about loyalty honesty and trust. she needs to learn.
corina123 3
haha wowww. dump her!
lolatfmlss 1
tell her you wouldn't have dated her if it wasn't for a bet.
babycakess10 0
hope you left her ass