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Today, my girlfriend openly admitted to me that she wouldn't have gone out with me if she hadn't been drunk. FML

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random_ribbons 15

Well, you must have at least one redeeming quality if she stayed with you. Unless she was drunk the entire time...

olii_fml 0

Ouch, that sucks..

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Hahaha_I_LykeDat 0

U kno wut u need 2 do. U need 2 break up wit her n find sum1 else. Dat is not fair 2 u. U can find sum1 better. Y would she think its ok 2 say that 2 u? Idk. But u need 2 sit her down n tell her dat it was rude of her n dat it rly hurt ur feelings. Den u need to maybe break up wit her or else tell her dat she needs 2 watch wut she says from now on or it will be da end of ur relationship. Trust me, ive been in a relationship where da guy was a huge asshole 2 me n it rly hurt my feelings but i did not have da guts 2 end it. I just let da relationship go on and on and on until i finally got dumped by him, and den i rly hated myself bcuz i wanted to b da 1 2 end it since he hurt me so badly. I m telling u all dis 2 save u from getting ur heart broken later on. Dis girl is obvs disrespectful and rude n doesnt care about hurting ur feelings. N dats not ok. But o got ur back bcuz i think dat ppl should stand up 4 1 another.. U rly need 2 sit down n talk wit her, i m being seriuous. Unless da reason she said she would date u was bcuz she got da COURAGE 2 ask u out from alcohol, den dats ok. But not if da ENTIRE reason she said yes was bcuz of da drinks. Ppl should not have intimite convos when dey have been drinking bcuz it always leads 2 emberassment and ppl revealing secrets dat dey shouldnt. Ugh one time when i was SUUUPERRRR smashed (i mean i passed out n hit my face rly hard on da table) i told my crush dat i was in love wit him :-/ n den i could not look him in da eyes anymore n now we r not friedns. Lyke i said its not a cool thing 2 do!!!!!!! Plz plz plz take my advice n sit her down n talk to her about dis. If u need sum1 2 talk to or a friend 2 b there 4 u or if u ever need anymore advice, no matter wut its 4, u can just send me a message n i will talk to u!!!! :-) Luv, Lindsay

kyanisaurus 0

omg this was so long is blurred my vision while scrolling down

crmaes 0

haha me too 46

docscientist 10

And this is why there are rules in written language.

Hahaha_I_LykeDat 0

I have alot of feelings 4 ppl n i m just trying 2 help da poor guy out. I kno its long but its def worth it if the guy gets sumthin good out of wut i said. Wut if he ended up confronting her n she was a bitch, n he dumped her n its all thanks 2 wut i said?? Dat would b great bcuz den i helped him!!! So u can gang up on me n make fun of wut i write, but i m trying 2 help him. He needs 2 sit down wit his girl n have a talk about why on earth she would say sumthin lyke dat 2 him. It was not a nice thing 2 say n i m sure he is a rly nice guy who can do better den a drunk ***** lyke her. I will admit i drink sumtimes 2 but i wuldnt start dating sum1 just bcuz i was drunk. Yes i have hooked up a few times when i was drunk at a party but dis is different bcuz she is in a relationship wit him, she should respect him n love him n kno him, whereas i did not have 2 do any of those things with da guys i was wit at da parties bcuz we both knew dat it was only 4 da night. N u can call me a **** if u want but i see nothing wrong wit it as long as u both kno dat its nothing but a 1 night stand and as long as u practice safe sex. Anyway i just want da op 2 get 2 da bottom of all dis n b happy!!!!

docscientist 10

She started dating you because she was drunk, but you convinced her to stick around right? I'd feel good about that; she gave you a chance and like what she saw. Unless I'm missing something here.

mmedeiros14 0

At least she was honest

ElGranOrgo 0

and you look yummy

Unipopcorn 0

That's how i got my first boyfriend... I was drunk.

stevenmx86 8

Well was she saying that she was glad she did or was she drink again? She's not really your girlfriend if you've only been out once and she's telling you this but this isn't really an fml if she's gone out with you several times since her drink experience... I think you need to think before you start whining...

berg54 0

epic. you got lucky son.

Xpensive 0

well i think ita time for a new woman