drunkluv
Australia
Today, my girlfriend openly admitted to me that she wouldn't have gone out with me if she hadn't been drunk. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
drunkdial
France
Today, I realized that the only time my girlfriend ever calls me is when she's drunk. FML
ak.
United States
Today, I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked at her and said, "You're so beautiful. How did I ever get you?" She replied, "I was drunk." FML
Anonymous
So happy together…
Today, at a bar, a drunk girl kissed me, so I went home and confessed what happened to my girlfriend. She forgave me but took it as permission to admit she’s cheated sexually at least once a month for over a year, then got mad I didn’t immediately forgive her like she forgave me. FML
Anonymous
I was the bullet in the relationship
Today, for the first time in two years, I met my ex-girlfriend. I was drunk. FML
Anonymous
Harrison, United States
Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML
OMFG I LOVE MLP
Mainz, Germany
Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML
Anonymous
Japan
Who'll tell him?
Today, the girl I like said she was out drinking with a friend. I'm pretty sure she has been lying about all the times she has "fallen asleep" and could not talk, and is actually seeing other people. FML
allennn
France
Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML
drinkdrankdrunk
Edmonton, Canada
On the sauce
Today, I woke up from a night of heavy drinking to find my girlfriend dumped me. Apparently I drunk-called her last night and told her that someone as beautiful as her could be with someone way better than me. She agreed. FML
Anonymous
Tasty
Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML
Top comments
random_ribbons 15
Well, you must have at least one redeeming quality if she stayed with you. Unless she was drunk the entire time...
olii_fml 0
Ouch, that sucks..
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Comments (116)
PeteyPablo12308 20
Well honesty is always good, but wow... That's ******.
SenorAmore 1
Stop telling yourself that you're good looking. You better hope for good personality.
allmidnighteyes 11
She's still with you now, right? Stop bitching. At least she's not with someone else.
chammi 0
She's a bitch and is trying to make you feel low.
flickyourbic1223 7
Kinda like how you treated bubulz? Not that you weren't in the right, especially after his creeper episode, but because you have no room to talk about OP's girlfriend making him "feel low". With that being said, I too have called the kettle black.
unidentified_sta 5
Didn't notice the emoticon? Those are usually dead giveaways of a comment not intended on being mean-spirited.
chammi 0
bubulz is nothing to me. I pointed out what everyone else was thinking but didn't wanna say it. Besides, I would never do what Op did.
cldean24 4
I wish I knew what this was all about.
start_trouble 0
Derp. I was drunk when I met my current bf, and it probably (definitely) helped in my decision to go on a date with him. Honestly, it doesn't really matter HOW it happened if both of you are happy now, amirite??
mazzera_fml 7
lol same here! we've been together for 4 years now.. :D
tasha86 4
yea I agree...I was drunk when me and my ex first hooked up then we dated for two years! it doesn't matter how it started but what develops after!!!!
hasan_shami2013 0
that's disgusting
Thanatos1206 0
Now's your chance to tell her you wouldn't have cheated on her if you weren't really drunk. She'll understand.
commodore350 0
ahah ^ win
Livinia 11
Wow what a bitch. You should reply with, "It's okay, the only reason I asked you out is because I was also drunk."
techweed 12
no, no, he should have said "it's okay I only asked you out cause I have a thing for transvestites"
muchagente 5
that could also mean that she hadn't had the courage, had she not been drunk. or that she only came to know you as the person you are when she accidentally went out with you, but now she knows it's fine. but then, who knows. you'd better end the relationship, just in case she takes it as a joke.
porridge111 6
Well it could be a win for you. Maybe you gave her a kind of bad first impression or something, but she still went out with you because she was drunk and it probably sounded fun, and now that she's gotten to know you better she might have started to like you. Probably sucks hearing that, but at least you got a chance with a girl that otherwise would've just turned you down
nixom1334 6
Now THAT! Is Destiny my friends