By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 20:54 - Denmark

Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that he'll hit on me. He then buttons down his shirt, presses his man boobs together and say to his friends “Look, I’ve got bigger tits than than the girl next to me!" His friends agreed. FML
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ZiggyMorrison 0

I personally LOVE small tits and so do alot of guys so dont feel bad about it

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dreamingloser 0
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hahahaha this guy is laughing at you because he has bigger tits than you? ha that's funny. You should have laughed and said, "yeah chubby, you do", pat his stomach and say "when are you do?" unless he's not that fat..

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Curtieeeez 0

Unlucky XD

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OffTJHook3r 2
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I'll be the judge of that O.o

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OffTJHook3r 2
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Today I won 1st and 3rd in a wet shirt contest.

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volleyballluver 0

hahaha

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newbieattech 0
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THIRD!!!!!!! anyway, that really sucks. as a D cup i would gladly give you the extra!

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CassT 0
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FHL, not FYL. YDI for thinking he was going to hit on you.

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ffmmllyaya 0
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why? what else do u expect when an opposite sex checks you out n sit next to you in a bar?

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i_wuz_nver_here 31
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fhl. today I was in a bar and realized that I'm such a fat lard that I bigger moobs than most girls. fml

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gcendana 0
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FYL indeed. bahah you should get fatter then!

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SupKev 0
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your stupid

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LolAtYourFail 12
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*facepalm* the irony.

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ZiggyMorrison 0

I personally LOVE small tits and so do alot of guys so dont feel bad about it

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dandancc 13
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Yeah, listen to him. I love small tits too. He is just a fat kid trying to be funny to fit in, but in the end all his "friends" just think of how pathetic he is and don't really care for his friendship probably. I bet he was just feeling bad because would never be able to kiss a girl like you.

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Jazze_fml 10
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oh yeah let's go with that asumption. i mean who could possibly like a fat person. obviously his friends must secretly hate him since he's fat... you honestly sound like one of the biggest douches ever.

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Ririshi 0
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Totally agreed. I like small tits, too. Not that I want to say you DO have small tits..

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sulitak 27
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yup, guys like girls on both ends of the spectrum. dude was being an ass.

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dreamingloser 0
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hahahaha this guy is laughing at you because he has bigger tits than you? ha that's funny. You should have laughed and said, "yeah chubby, you do", pat his stomach and say "when are you do?" unless he's not that fat..

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patriotsfan12 4
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I hate people who correct what r u an English teacher!!!!

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yahoo4u 0
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ewwww. fat men. with breasts. fyl for having to see that.

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ithedarkknight 0

lmfao hahaha dang u got played by a fat guy!!! he certainly gets some cool points i know he hurted your feeling or u wouldnt be like FML LOL

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