Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and...

By Anonymous - 5/6/2009 20:54 - Denmark

Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that he'll hit on me. He then buttons down his shirt, presses his man boobs together and say to his friends “Look, I’ve got bigger tits than than the girl next to me!" His friends agreed. FML

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By dreamingloser | 0

#272540 - Saturday 6 June 2009 1:24

hahahaha this guy is laughing at you because he has bigger tits than you? ha that's funny. You should have laughed and said, "yeah chubby, you do", pat his stomach and say "when are you do?" unless he's not that fat..

By ZiggyMorrison | 0

#272533 - Saturday 6 June 2009 1:24

I personally LOVE small tits and so do alot of guys so dont feel bad about it

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By Curtieeeez | 0

#272510 - Saturday 6 June 2009 1:21

Unlucky XD

OffTJHook3r | 2

#3019778 - Tuesday 2 August 2011 5:50

I'll be the judge of that O.o

OffTJHook3r | 2

#3019795 - Tuesday 2 August 2011 5:52

Today I won 1st and 3rd in a wet shirt contest.

By volleyballluver | 0

#272518 - Saturday 6 June 2009 1:22

hahaha

By newbieattech | 0

#272519 - Saturday 6 June 2009 1:22

THIRD!!!!!!! anyway, that really sucks. as a D cup i would gladly give you the extra!

By CassT | 0

#272523 - Saturday 6 June 2009 1:22

FHL, not FYL.
YDI for thinking he was going to hit on you.

ffmmllyaya | 0

#975366 - Wednesday 7 April 2010 1:03

why? what else do u expect when an opposite sex checks you out n sit next to you in a bar?

i_wuz_nver_here | 31

#1492973 - Sunday 3 October 2010 21:18

fhl. today I was in a bar and realized that I'm such a fat lard that I bigger moobs than most girls. fml

By gcendana | 0

#272526 - Saturday 6 June 2009 1:23

FYL indeed. bahah
you should get fatter then!

SupKev | 0

#1822326 - Friday 10 December 2010 9:33

your stupid

LolAtYourFail | 12

#4201436 - Thursday 22 March 2012 20:43

*facepalm* the irony.

By ZiggyMorrison | 0

#272533 - Saturday 6 June 2009 1:24

I personally LOVE small tits and so do alot of guys so dont feel bad about it

dandancc | 13

#879876 - Sunday 21 February 2010 21:33

Yeah, listen to him. I love small tits too. He is just a fat kid trying to be funny to fit in, but in the end all his "friends" just think of how pathetic he is and don't really care for his friendship probably.

I bet he was just feeling bad because would never be able to kiss a girl like you.

Jazze_fml | 10

#2794442 - Friday 1 July 2011 1:17

oh yeah let's go with that asumption.
i mean who could possibly like a fat person. obviously his friends must secretly hate him since he's fat... you honestly sound like one of the biggest douches ever.