Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me because I didn't know what her favorite ice cream was. She says it proves I don't care enough about her. I don't think I've ever seen her eat ice cream. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I went out for ice cream. We somehow started talking about which of our relatives had died. Right when she was talking about how her grandfather had died, I started laughing. She had gotten ice cream all over her face. She broke up with me. FML
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sailor1522 2
What a drama queen.
vashthestampede 0
Thats cold!
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Comments (141)
JaykeXD 9
Aawww that blows man:/but hey in retrospect that's kinda a BS reason to dump you...revenge is necessary...date her sister:P jk
mikachu1984 6
Or to really piss her off, he should get freaky with her mom, lmao!
professorR6 0
She probably told you at some point and used that to prove you never listen to her.
Lightbulb830 4
Is it java chip? That's my favorite.
CharlotteRx 4
Now I want ice cream! Your ex sounds like a bitch. I hate when people can't be honest and say what is really bothering them. Just be glad that you don't have to deal with a drama queen anymore :]
alshclown 0
chocolate chip cookie dough
someguyfromnc 0
I'm sorry to tell you, but I think she's cheating on you with a guy named..... PISTACHIO!!!
leadman1989 16
Actually she's over at Ben and Jerry's. :P
HomeAl0ne 20
Getting two scoops. With sprinkles.
Locoluis 15
YDI, cheapass fool. You don't know what's her favorite ice cream because you haven't invited her one yet. It's been freaking hot there in Ohio during last month. I don't know how could be such a careless [...].
Locoluis 15
Ice cream is just one of many details that, if you cared a bit about your girlfriend, you would have found out. If in doubt, ask. Don't just watch her like an idiot. Be an active boyfriend.
BaDJennings 0
I've been married for 3 years and I still don't know my wife's favorite ice cream so don't feel bad brother but it does look like she will have a "rocky road" when it comes to relationships if she keeps braking up with them for ice cream
masanc4 0
Girls are crazy sometimes, time to move on and find yourself a new hottie drama free.
queenb1621 21
You should have just said classic vanilla..
Enslaved 38
That's mine! Add a few gummy bears! Yum(: