Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me because I didn't know what her favorite ice cream was. She says it proves I don't care enough about her. I don't think I've ever seen her eat ice cream. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I went out for ice cream. We somehow started talking about which of our relatives had died. Right when she was talking about how her grandfather had died, I started laughing. She had gotten ice cream all over her face. She broke up with me. FML
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sailor1522 2
What a drama queen.
vashthestampede 0
Thats cold!
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Comments (141)
olpally 33
I'll go with the latter and say she's stupid.. Thanks for clarifying... :)
SilentNicholas 0
I don't even know my girlfriends favorite ice cream flavor. But thats a girl for you.
leadsails320 0
that can't be the only reason. ha should've come back at her with something quick witted
sciencekidster1 8
A relationship based on ice-cream? Nice >_
Buzzy123 7
Did you ever find out what her favorite flavor was?
alexiskimbrell 0
If she's thatttt dramatic to the point of dumping someone over a dessert flavor, then that's what we like to call a "crazy bitch". In which case, it's better to walk away from the relationship. Find a chick whose actually chill and not uptight like that. one who won't beat you for forgetting to grab extra crispy instead of original recipe. Forreeaall
Calyx_fml 22
You're better off.
anie01 5
Way to not take responsibility. People who are self-absorbed are typically too self-absorbed to notice. I was with a guy for two months who would blather on about himself constantly, and I dumped him when he couldn't tell me how many siblings I had. I suspect your girlfriend got ice cream all the time and you weren't paying attention.
TheNewGuy03 29
Perhaps you have been reading a different FML, or you have a selective memory. Whichever the case, the FML says that "[he doesn't] think [he's] ever seen her eat ice cream." Go on, read it again. I DARE YOU.
False_Stupidity 42
But, what's the difference between having never seen her eat ice cream and not remembering her eating ice cream because he wasn't paying attention?.. 64 may have a point, though we'll never know
TheNewGuy03 29
Yes, they have a point; however, the way the FML is written implies that he probably cared, and didn't just callously ignore his girlfriend's interests and/or tastes. Ya know? It is definitely a possibility that he was, indeed, "self-absorbed" and noticed nil, but it doesn't seem likely from my point of view.
yeakoolstorybro 6
so what your saying is that he DID stick his penis in her mouth without permission?
FMYLIFEOBSESSED 2
That's simple first date kind of banter, you should know the little things like that. BUT she shouldn't have dumped you for such a superficial reason, she must be mad about something else, just move on and learn to look for a nice girl.
TheNewGuy03 29
I agree with approximately 78% of your comment, but saying that it's "simple first date kind of banter" would imply that you would learn all the little things about a person on the first date, which is the furthest thing from the truth. Yes, you do talk about little things (that is, unless your date is a puppet), but it's like the lottery when it comes to things you discuss. Also, if you happen to be talking about or doing something completely different, it probably won't come up. For example, I wouldn't be discussing ice cream over, say, chicken penne pasta (unless we're gonna have ice cream afterwards). Sorry for being long-winded. |the kid|
Wynthos 2
She's obviously full of shit and has been looking for a reason to dump you for some time.