Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me because I didn't know what her favorite ice cream was. She says it proves I don't care enough about her. I don't think I've ever seen her eat ice cream. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I went out for ice cream. We somehow started talking about which of our relatives had died. Right when she was talking about how her grandfather had died, I started laughing. She had gotten ice cream all over her face. She broke up with me. FML
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sailor1522 2
What a drama queen.
vashthestampede 0
Thats cold!
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Comments (141)
IamMe95 5
Should have taken her out for ice-cream... And told her to get her favorite. Problem solved
missalice0306 19
She was just looking for an excuse to break up with you. She's a petty bitch, either way.
amberc1991 7
Did you know that's actually in a book? The main character is a woman who breaks up with men who do not know her favorite ice cream even though she always picks a different flavor. It's a great book actually but these three women are always eating ice cream.
marit1997 4
she was just looking for a reason 2 dump you
GetPuckedUp 3
be glad you dont need to deal with her anymore.
rikanplayboy 0
I seriously think she was looking for any excuse to breakup with the guy... Either she wasn't all that interested or she had some1 else...
daydreamer244 13
oh my gosh....
badluckattack238 0
What if she's lactose intolerant?
inkdot 8
She sounds like a bitch you should get over her and find a better chick.
Pendragon525 0
A good out for that: "You eat ice cream? WOW. I didn't think you did! How do you stay so thin? Your friends must hate you!" Crisis averted. (J/K)