Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me because I didn't know what her favorite ice cream was. She says it proves I don't care enough about her. I don't think I've ever seen her eat ice cream. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I went out for ice cream. We somehow started talking about which of our relatives had died. Right when she was talking about how her grandfather had died, I started laughing. She had gotten ice cream all over her face. She broke up with me. FML
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sailor1522 2
What a drama queen.
vashthestampede 0
Thats cold!
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Comments (141)
fmlikecrazy 0
That's too much. Maybe it's a good thing she's out if your life.
kawaiianime 5
Well now you know to pay attention to your next girlfriend's ice cream of choice. :3
Senior29 8
atleast u knw her favourite pie is creampie :D
chocobanditx3 0
Ask her what's YOUR favorite ice cream flavor ! If she gets it wrong . Tell her that it wasnt meant to be :P
loserman67 36
I bet her fav is "SPEW - MOAN - E" and she has some other "ice cream man" who is dishing it out to her. Sorry for the wake up call brother, but it is what it is....
rubyjames 3
i don't think i even know my favorite flavor of ice cream
NOWAYJOSE 14
Mine's raspberry ripple. Don't know why I'm telling you though.
TwitchingNebula 17
Birthday Cake Remix from Coldstone...
Pendragon525 0
I loved Rainforest Crunch by Ben & Jerry's, but they stopped making it. I guess must now break up with Ben and/or Jerry...
Cinn_fml 23
Dodged a bullet.
TalkinSmack 6
Ur supposed to be a mind reader, dontcha know!
olpally 33
With ice cream?!? I doubt it.... That's just stupid... She's being over-dramatic..
bjs1976 4
u think u dont remember... Uh oh