Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me because I didn't know what her favorite ice cream was. She says it proves I don't care enough about her. I don't think I've ever seen her eat ice cream. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I went out for ice cream. We somehow started talking about which of our relatives had died. Right when she was talking about how her grandfather had died, I started laughing. She had gotten ice cream all over her face. She broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me because of 'creative differences', as she put it. The real reason is that we couldn't decide which cupboard the plates should have gone in. FML
Today, my girlfriend interrupted my proposal to take a selfie with the ice cream I had just bought her. She then said no. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only been dating for 2 weeks. I didn't even know when it was. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after ten months. Why? She found out I didn't vote. Apparently that means I don't care about "her rights" and that's "a dealbreaker." Crazy bitch. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me. In her words, “Liking you fucked up my brain.” Later that afternoon, she posted a story of her with another dude’s arm around her. FML
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sailor1522 2
What a drama queen.
vashthestampede 0
Thats cold!
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Comments (141)
yeakoolstorybro 6
.......**** HER HARDER UNTIL HER CHERRY POPS!!!
THE_A_TEEN 28
She already popped her cherry with ICE CREAM
ZOMBIE_oo7 0
Oo
MommaLlama 0
Whack job!!!
Lintu_26 23
You should have started saying..."Ch..." if she made a face, start with the next flavour..."Str..." and so on and so forth ;D nah OP, you're lucky to have it ended...she was just looking for an excuse...lame person indeed! Now go and enjoy an ice-cream to your new freedom :)
ireejane 3
Better off without her.
thehurrikane 0
My ex got super pissed cuz I forgot her favorite color. once when I was drunk. ???
angel210 1
what a brat /:
buddyguyfriend 1
**** that chick. she's sounds like a stuck up little ****.
swampdog 0
When seconds count, ditch the bitch!
sarahfarkle 0
I feel like she was just looking for an excuse...