Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me because I didn't know what her favorite ice cream was. She says it proves I don't care enough about her. I don't think I've ever seen her eat ice cream. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I went out for ice cream. We somehow started talking about which of our relatives had died. Right when she was talking about how her grandfather had died, I started laughing. She had gotten ice cream all over her face. She broke up with me. FML
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sailor1522 2
What a drama queen.
vashthestampede 0
Thats cold!
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Comments (141)
mikachu1984 6
She could have at least told you the truth about the relationship instead of using such a terrible excuse. FYL OP. What a dumb twat.
bopityboii 0
What a hoe. Never trust ur girl fully this is what they do they're so stupid
auddylynne 0
Wooooooow. She's stupid. Either there was some other reason she didn't want to say or she's bipolar or she's just plain dumb. Screw her
auddylynne 0
Ugh! I cant stand drama queens. She isn't worth the effort
krez 20
Better off without the crazy bitch.
dancerbaby2000 0
Shes retarted
EPICROCKERNINJA 8
Who does she think you are? A mind reader?
Kiirst_mt1994 26
She was obviously unhappy in the relationship, and rather than say she wanted to break up with you she wanted to find a reason! Too bad...
tiny19_fml 0
She shouldnt have brokin up with yu over not knowing her fav ice creem if its never come up till now
tiny19_fml 0
That and i agree she was looking for a reason to break up with you probly for a while and that was the best thing she could come up with
Ruby519 2
She was probably cheating on you and needed an excuse to break up.