Today, my girlfriend of nine months made a huge scene in public, calling me a "cheating bastard" because she saw me with another woman at the library. That "other woman" is my Calculus tutor. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped our waitress at dinner. FML
Today, the night before an exam, I found out my boyfriend of one and a half years was cheating on me with a girl who has the same name as me. Not only that, I ended up consoling her for hours as she cried over him. FML
Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend over how she and a male friend have been going out together, drinking and partying, and at one point holding hands in the street. She angrily accused ME of cheating, because "confronting people like that" is apparently something only cheaters themselves do. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the "other guy", he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous and trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
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TotallyAradical 14
Explain it to her. Maybe it'll add up for her.
Pleonasm 36
You were staring too hard at her curves; your graph was tending towards +infinity and your girlfriend saw it. I wouldn't count on things going any better without a well caluclated apology. If she still hasn't forgiven you after you get to the root of this misunderstanding, then this is a bad sine for your relationship
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Comments (57)
cadmium109 4
Run!! Run fast!!!
wagne057 6
I would have busted out with some U + Me = Us (Calculus).
spliit_fml 8
If there's no trust in the relationship it just won't work. But try explaining to your girlfriend that it was just your tutor. Let her calm down first tho! Or else things can get worse.
superrocket19 17
Big scenes always suck. You could've owned her back by telling her, this is my calculus teacher. She'd be so embarassed
mk58 31
If she believed OP, she might have been embarrassed. I feel like she's the suspicious, paranoid type.
perdix 31
Don't limit yourself to one woman ;)
Vanessa_Leeann26 17
Get away from her as fast as you can op! It will only get worse.
99megster 15
Well, it really depends on the circumstances. It's possible that OP's girlfriend doesn't usually act like that, but she was just feeling extra emotional and sensitive at the time and couldn't control her emotions. Of course, if she does act like that, then yes, get out while you can OP!
Vanessa_Leeann26 17
Well if she made a scene in public and called him a cheating bastard before finding out what the situation was, I'm willing to bet she's just bat shit crazy and the crazy will progressively get worse. Lol
EvilUndead 9
That's not very different from what she did - because based on *single* accident you jump to conclusion and decide to end the relationship. Everybody has a bad day once in a while, maybe she wasn't feeling well. Of course, if such behavior turns into habit, that'll be another story.
hryffff 11
You could always explain this to her :P
Enslaved 38
What a crazy bitch! She couldn't just question who that was calmly without accusing you of cheating? Either she's way out of line and overreacted or you've done some shady things in the past 9 months to make her suspicious.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
run bro run...
alwayswinning123 7
I swear women always think that there man is cheating on them when they are around other women..ALWAYS
Dynosaur_dollie 38
Always seems like a very large generalization. I most certainly do not think my man is cheating every time he's near a women, some people have faith in their relationship. There's also quite a few guys that think the same if their partner is around another male. Crazy is not a trait limited to females only.