Today, my girlfriend of nine months made a huge scene in public, calling me a "cheating bastard" because she saw me with another woman at the library. That "other woman" is my Calculus tutor. FML
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Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped our waitress at dinner. FML
Today, the night before an exam, I found out my boyfriend of one and a half years was cheating on me with a girl who has the same name as me. Not only that, I ended up consoling her for hours as she cried over him. FML
Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend over how she and a male friend have been going out together, drinking and partying, and at one point holding hands in the street. She angrily accused ME of cheating, because "confronting people like that" is apparently something only cheaters themselves do. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the "other guy", he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous and trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
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TotallyAradical 14
Explain it to her. Maybe it'll add up for her.
Pleonasm 36
You were staring too hard at her curves; your graph was tending towards +infinity and your girlfriend saw it. I wouldn't count on things going any better without a well caluclated apology. If she still hasn't forgiven you after you get to the root of this misunderstanding, then this is a bad sine for your relationship
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Comments (57)
Kalipczo 21
If she doesn't believe you let her observe your next session. I bet she'll be able to factor out her theory that you are cheating and deduce that you're a loyal man.
revolution4ever 14
Just tell your gf you needed help finding the area under the...curves... She'll believe you then! ;)
panicsdisaster 17
She must know a that a little hanky in the library with the cute librarian is a fantasy of most men.
TheWorldGreatest 8
Just explaIn everything to her!
hordriss 14
Your girlfriend has severe trust issues if she blows up like that in public when your only crime is to be in the presence of another woman. I think you may need to have a chat with her. Well, either that or dump her for being a crazy psycho bitch
TheNewGuy03 29
Try explaining. If that doesn't work, get the **** outta Dodge.
mpclaw 3
What a control freak bitch. She has no chance of graduating from girlfriend to fiancé. Look on the bright side. At least she's not 9 months pregnant.
ardencred 7
calculus always leads to ∫ex
KiddNYC1O 22
You are clever but your girl caught on!
fksfsdhfsdfh 26
Bitches like that only are there for the drama, not the love!