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You should take a dump on her.
Should have called her a paranoid bitch.FYL
5 thats so strange because I hust finished watching inception
I had a friend that got dumped because his girlfriend somehow got a sign from god that told her to do so.
1- I have to point out that putting your number on your profile is very "mature".
So is having the figure of a malnourished ethiopian
Atleast shes bieng careful op dated a smart one
Best excuse ever.
OP should claim rights on this story, I imagine the producers of FInal Destination will be planning to use this for their next installment
Those are some dirt abs #1
59, so what? She's still 2 years wiser than you.
I'll be right back I need to find a hat shop and a pig farm.
yeah because sarcasm works so well in text form on the Internet
Prove her wrong buy her flowers and take her out to eat to show that you care about her
It seems it's from the fact she's scared he will cheat to be why she was having these nightmares. Are brain does that so we will face something that's been bothering us. They should talk it out and see if their is any way to put her mind at ease and to see that theirs nothing to be worried about.
Indeed it is :). Nature is beautiful isn't it?
She's more likely to be the girl of his nightmares.
Is your profile picture a screenshot of your getting the first comment on a post? I can see you're very proud . . .
Sounds like the girl of your dreams is now just a dream
You don't want to stay with a girl like that.
Thats not true... Girls r crazy and their actions are dictated by emotions... It sounds like op needs to tell her shes the girl of his dreams.
Call and tell her that you have herpes and she should get tested "just in case."
This is probably all that goes through her head: "It's better to be safe than sorry."
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That's the girl of your dreams ?
Call and tell her that you have herpes and she should get tested "just in case."