Today, my girlfriend of a year broke up with me because I didn't fight some guy that started hitting her right in front of me... In a dream. She was totally serious. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of a year broke up with me because I got her pregnant and didn't own up to it. I wouldn't have blamed her if it didn't actually happen in her dream. FML
Today, I woke up after having a nightmare that my girlfriend broke up with me. Needing reassurance, I told her about it. She became furious with me saying that she'd never do that and called me an "inconsiderate fucking bastard for even thinking that." Then she broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML
Today, the girl of my dreams that I've been dating for months called me. Apparently she's been having recurring nightmares of me cheating on her. She dumped me "just in case." FML
Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5am to tell me she was mad at me. Apparently I did something bad in her dream. She still won't talk to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I was learning how to start having lucid dreams. She was convinced the only reason I could possibly want to have them was so I could cheat on her in my own dreams. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for cheating on him with his best friend… in a dream he had last night. I was upset at first, but then I remembered what day it is, and laughed at his silly "prank". He was completely serious. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
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devaraja42 0
How is that a bad thing? At least now you might find somebody with a good amount of common sense.
bob1124 0
I ******* hate it when people blame you for things you did in THEIR dreams. My mother used to do that to me all the time.
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Comments (183)
teiso_fml 0
It sounds like you're better off without her.
Diabro 0
Sounds like a good day, my pal. Women who break up with you over trivial shit are merely speeding up natural selection. Someday we'll have all smart women with nice personalities. I can dream. ):
KillaKanibus 0
Yo...Thats crazy man. Haha. Sorry you wasted your time wit her delusional ass in the 1st place.
twitterwhore66 4
Okay this may sound phyco too but i got mad at my mom once because she put my cat down in a dream the reason why is because the dream felt soo real like it happened yeasterday and it was different from all my other dreams i cant explain it anywho breaking up with you is a lil harsh lol :D
PaulieeBooMN 0
dreams reflect perception, she broke up with you because she doesn't think of you as a man
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
It's people like her that give everyone the illusion that women are all crazy bitches. Note to all men: We're not /all/ crazy bitches. Some of us are just bitches.
were_giraffe 2
sounds like she was just looking for an excuse any woman who holds a dream against you - assuming you wouldn't act that way in real life - isn't worth keeping
jocelyn445 0
hahahahahahahaha... i know it's mean to laugh because that's really um bad for you but this is one of the funniest thing i've heard today
jocelyn445 0
hahahahahahaha
pinkbubblez 0
That's just sad