Today, my girlfriend of a year broke up with me because I didn't fight some guy that started hitting her right in front of me... In a dream. She was totally serious. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of a year broke up with me because I got her pregnant and didn't own up to it. I wouldn't have blamed her if it didn't actually happen in her dream. FML
Today, I woke up after having a nightmare that my girlfriend broke up with me. Needing reassurance, I told her about it. She became furious with me saying that she'd never do that and called me an "inconsiderate fucking bastard for even thinking that." Then she broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML
Today, the girl of my dreams that I've been dating for months called me. Apparently she's been having recurring nightmares of me cheating on her. She dumped me "just in case." FML
Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5am to tell me she was mad at me. Apparently I did something bad in her dream. She still won't talk to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I was learning how to start having lucid dreams. She was convinced the only reason I could possibly want to have them was so I could cheat on her in my own dreams. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for cheating on him with his best friend… in a dream he had last night. I was upset at first, but then I remembered what day it is, and laughed at his silly "prank". He was completely serious. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
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devaraja42 0
How is that a bad thing? At least now you might find somebody with a good amount of common sense.
bob1124 0
I ******* hate it when people blame you for things you did in THEIR dreams. My mother used to do that to me all the time.
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Comments (183)
Thunderbender 2
Whoa Whoa Whoa, hold up. Was it you're dream and you told her about it or her own dream O_o
Ranoona 0
hope you find a girlfreind who's not dumb.
btwilysfm 0
i'm so sick of fml's like this one. they're all the same. "my girlfriend/boyfriend broke up with me because... (something ridiculous). FML" either you have no taste in people, or that person's only excuse to break up with you was a dream.
jaahn 5
you're totally rifht
ellibits 0
You must agree, that's just a little bit funny.
kukopia 0
No I musn't.
kennythedude 3
That's hilarious, but yet the most retarded way to break up with someone.
JeremytheJackass 0
What a stupid bitch. Tonight, you should purposely have a dream where you are the one hitting her, and her new boyfriend doesn't stop you. That'll teach her.
NorfolkDude 2
I can't believe you didn't fought that dude in her dream! You weakly girly man, you! But this isn't really a FYL or a YDI. I mean you should be thankful that you didn't have kids with this particular dummy. She'd probably pop it in the oven.
stoobo 0
I had something kinda similiar happen once but didn;t get dumped, my g'freind at the time had a dream that me her and another chick were having a threesome, she got mad and jealous at me about it when she woke up, the thing is my g'freind was bi-sexual and was previously two timing me with the girl in the dream in real life, I forgave her for that and had moved on but she still got mad at me for what happened in the dream. Women are effing crazy!
The_Pleb 0
YDI for going out with a dreamer
kiit_fml 0
You're better off without that special brand of crazy, so more power to you for not defending her. In her dream. That you had no control over in any way.