Today, my girlfriend of a year broke up with me because I didn't fight some guy that started hitting her right in front of me... In a dream. She was totally serious. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of a year broke up with me because I got her pregnant and didn't own up to it. I wouldn't have blamed her if it didn't actually happen in her dream. FML
Today, I woke up after having a nightmare that my girlfriend broke up with me. Needing reassurance, I told her about it. She became furious with me saying that she'd never do that and called me an "inconsiderate fucking bastard for even thinking that." Then she broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML
Today, the girl of my dreams that I've been dating for months called me. Apparently she's been having recurring nightmares of me cheating on her. She dumped me "just in case." FML
Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5am to tell me she was mad at me. Apparently I did something bad in her dream. She still won't talk to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I was learning how to start having lucid dreams. She was convinced the only reason I could possibly want to have them was so I could cheat on her in my own dreams. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for cheating on him with his best friend… in a dream he had last night. I was upset at first, but then I remembered what day it is, and laughed at his silly "prank". He was completely serious. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
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devaraja42 0
How is that a bad thing? At least now you might find somebody with a good amount of common sense.
bob1124 0
I ******* hate it when people blame you for things you did in THEIR dreams. My mother used to do that to me all the time.
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Comments (183)
AlexMercer_fml 3
Yeah, my ex got mad at me once for failing to do something in her dream. Hence, ex.
stixjd90 0
ur way better of w/o her.
satanstoystore 0
ok this doesnt make sense yet, but ydi for dating a dolt.
Ninjaface 0
Her dreams are too ordinary for her own good. If it was MY dream, that guy would have gotten a point-blank Hadouken to the face.
Jakespeed207 4
Psh if that had been my dream, if have spirit bombed that guy's ass
HeroicDude 0
YDI for telling your girlfriend how much of a pussy you are in your dreams and how badly you want to see her get hurt by others.
Ihatehate 0
was her name Jessie by any chance?
amazemyself2 0
ive never broken up with anyone but ive been upset with people before. lol. it's irrational and i remind myself they didnt really do what i dreamed about, but the emotions i felt/feel are real. but FYL for her taking it so seriously she actually ended things.
Patastic 0
LOL #46.....hahahahahahah
sean2point0 0
I voted "You deserved it" -- while it was obviously the last, that couldn't have been the FIRST stupid thing she's ever said or done. You should have left that one ages ago.
Arcadia453 0
exactly. Dumb blondes
BoSsLaDiEe 0
your girlfriend is a moron!!!!