Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that she wasn't really in love with me. She got that advice from an internet survey. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me, saying I don’t make her happy, I don’t make her laugh, that she feels she is settling for me, and that she's not being pleased sexually. Even though she has always said I did all of that, and that we could work through anything. I was going to propose. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me, a month after I'd proposed and she'd said yes. When asked why all of the sudden, she said her family disapproved of me, and I wasn't worth fighting for and potentially losing her father's love. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than two hours after, thanks to the three different friends who all called me about it. FML
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MDB021 0
well if she takes advise from a cellphone love advise i would just leave
Golem_fml 1
If she's listens to cellphone advice over common sense, you came out on top my friend.
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Comments (490)
pennygoo 0
sorry but... you dodged a bullet.
Irish_Viking 0
It's sad, but there are people out there who are like that. Unfortunately for us guys, more women believe in that sort of stuff than men (statistically speaking). That's why magazines directed at women have horoscopes.
Sophia93 0
#4 is true.
RedBlueGreenDot 0
do you really want to marry someone whos that naive? im a teenager and im not that stupid.
watswithmylife 0
Ugh I hate chicks like that
B00_fml 0
If she's that stupid, she isn't worth marrying.
andanother89 0
Yeah, maybe the dating advice helped you out more than you think.
AngryC4t 0
You're better off without that stupid prep as a wife.
powermad80 2
If you already had the engagement ring, and still have it, go and show it to her and say "you chose cell phone advice over me and this (take out ring). I can't believe I ever liked you." Like #32 said, make her feel like total crap. OR, she needs to lie to get out of telling YOU that SHE was cheating on YOU.
TryAgain82 0
That's a YDI for wanting to propose to someone who takes love advice from random cell phone messages. If she's weird like that, she's weird in other ways too.