Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that she wasn't really in love with me. She got that advice from an internet survey. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me, saying I don’t make her happy, I don’t make her laugh, that she feels she is settling for me, and that she's not being pleased sexually. Even though she has always said I did all of that, and that we could work through anything. I was going to propose. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me, a month after I'd proposed and she'd said yes. When asked why all of the sudden, she said her family disapproved of me, and I wasn't worth fighting for and potentially losing her father's love. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than two hours after, thanks to the three different friends who all called me about it. FML
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MDB021 0
well if she takes advise from a cellphone love advise i would just leave
Golem_fml 1
If she's listens to cellphone advice over common sense, you came out on top my friend.
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Comments (490)
dontcallmejessi 0
i am so sorry, but seriously if she is going to dump you after three years just b/c her cell phone said to then you wasted three good years of your life on her
Nathan727_fml 0
If she really listens and believes that her cellphone knows all then you're better off without her.
happygoluckyhh 0
It's good she dumped you because obviously she wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed. I'm sorry man but life moves on. She wasn't good for you anyway. People that pay money for that shit piss me off. Sorry! Good luck finding another keeper like her!
bishoprsv2 0
Good. She's a dumb bitch.
LilAtown15King 0
Damn. dude
themanisback 0
Ouch!
Boweezee 0
Honestly, why would someone put YDI? It's not his fault. That sucks. I hope you left her to find someone smarter.
Blue33_fml 0
Damn. She's not the brightest. Her loss though. I can't believe she would believe stuff like that.
purplesucker 0
Ouch! That's horrible dude! The nerve of some people! You deserve someone so much better. Someone who trusts in YOU and not some stupid cell phone crap. Anyone who solely believes that is a completely messed up idiot!
fcuk_fml 0
okay, not to rain on your already ****** up situation, but, ever thought of it this way? this was her way breaking up with you?