Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that she wasn't really in love with me. She got that advice from an internet survey. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me, saying I don’t make her happy, I don’t make her laugh, that she feels she is settling for me, and that she's not being pleased sexually. Even though she has always said I did all of that, and that we could work through anything. I was going to propose. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me, a month after I'd proposed and she'd said yes. When asked why all of the sudden, she said her family disapproved of me, and I wasn't worth fighting for and potentially losing her father's love. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than two hours after, thanks to the three different friends who all called me about it. FML
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MDB021 0
well if she takes advise from a cellphone love advise i would just leave
Golem_fml 1
If she's listens to cellphone advice over common sense, you came out on top my friend.
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Comments (490)
dan148 0
Ur girlfriend can suck my big salty nut sack
farflungfloyd 0
you dodged the bullet. You thank your lucky stars you didn't marry someone that stupid.
r0ji 0
#156 QFT.
RhymePrime 7
If your girlfriend considers arbitrary predictions from a fortune cookie cell phone service admissible then you didn't lose a lot and perhaps you're better off. She's irrational. Would you really want her to be the mother of your child? "Mom, I got accepted to Harvard!" "Honey you won't be going because my cell phone said that your destiny is to go to China and become a pop star " "But I've been awarded a full scholarship" "I'm also tone deaf" "I bought you a plane ticket." "Dammit"
lostboy910 0
Who really believes that cell phone crap?!?!? Your better of without her if she makes life choices like that.
lafnwcryltr 0
If it's meant to be, she'll realize it quickly and come back. But, to break up a future over cell phone advise?? You might just be better off.
cheapsheep_fml 0
LMFAO. oh man. you sure picked her out well. pray she receives another one of those texts guiding her back to you because cell phone advice texts show you the light! LMAO. Sarcasm anyone? XD
spangle 0
I bet she just wanted out of the relationship without too much hassle. (Which would still mean you dodged a bullet, but makes her less of a moron, and more of a coward.)
AntiChrist7 0
you want to propose to such a stupid c*nt? YDI
Mortishia 0
I understand that you are sad right now, but think about your future: do you really want to spend your life with person, who conciders love advice from cellphone as valid?