Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that she wasn't really in love with me. She got that advice from an internet survey. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me, saying I don’t make her happy, I don’t make her laugh, that she feels she is settling for me, and that she's not being pleased sexually. Even though she has always said I did all of that, and that we could work through anything. I was going to propose. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me, a month after I'd proposed and she'd said yes. When asked why all of the sudden, she said her family disapproved of me, and I wasn't worth fighting for and potentially losing her father's love. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than two hours after, thanks to the three different friends who all called me about it. FML
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MDB021 0
well if she takes advise from a cellphone love advise i would just leave
Golem_fml 1
If she's listens to cellphone advice over common sense, you came out on top my friend.
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Comments (490)
DeMoCraCy 0
If your girlfriend takes advice for her love relations on her cell phone than its a good thing she left.
starvingxartist 0
lucky you found out what a dumbass bitch she was BEFORE getting engaged.
angel03260 0
uh maybe your better off..
lilmis_cowgirl24 0
If she is stupid enough to believe that then you should text her and act like your the "love advice" and say your not cheating because she would probly be stupid enough to believe that too!
chocolatecandy14 0
those 'love advice' things are shit. i cant even believe that people actually pay for it...AND believe it.
InspiredByGaGa 8
you're better off not getting married, especially to a ditz like that.
CodeMonkey123 0
She is a physco bitch and you need to find some one better for you.
Manda777 0
aww thats rly sad actually... well at least u got out of there before u were married... who actually believes that shit?
Kevin519 0
Thats an excuse. She was planning on breaking it off anyway. Sux tho. BLNT
CodeMonkey123 0
Oh, and punch her in the breasts for me!!