Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
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MDB021 0
well if she takes advise from a cellphone love advise i would just leave
Golem_fml 1
If she's listens to cellphone advice over common sense, you came out on top my friend.
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Comments (490)
itsthapenguin07 0
Haha what a dumb bitch to actually believe what a computer is sending her!! Haha sucks dude!!
captainmaharet 1
She was clearly a dolt anyway.
Asdas_fml 0
Sounds like a fake. But if it wasn't, how could you date her for 3 years if she gets love advice to her phone (and makes decisions based on that)? Be happy that you didn't propose.
oligopsony 0
you dodged a huge bullet there
TatesMan 0
Man, if she left u because of a cellphone love advice then it's a good thing to leave someone who think that way I know that u feel very bad for this, FYL
Lolitia 4
If she's like that, then she doesn't deserve you.
Zoomin24 0
idiots who take "love advice" from cellphone texts shouldnt have a say.
_rawrasaur_ 0
@274: Agreed. Your girlfriend is psychotic.
netbeui435 3
Good you are lucky.
diet_otaku 0
you're better off without a retard like her. there are plenty of nice, INTELLIGENT girls out there who i'm sure would love to go out with you.