Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that she wasn't really in love with me. She got that advice from an internet survey. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me, saying I don’t make her happy, I don’t make her laugh, that she feels she is settling for me, and that she's not being pleased sexually. Even though she has always said I did all of that, and that we could work through anything. I was going to propose. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me, a month after I'd proposed and she'd said yes. When asked why all of the sudden, she said her family disapproved of me, and I wasn't worth fighting for and potentially losing her father's love. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than two hours after, thanks to the three different friends who all called me about it. FML
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MDB021 0
well if she takes advise from a cellphone love advise i would just leave
Golem_fml 1
If she's listens to cellphone advice over common sense, you came out on top my friend.
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Comments (490)
hoeskie69 0
Well.. #302, you could be a little fuckenn crazy, haha. But! Bodd anyone that dumps someone.. AFTER 3YEARS, because of a text, lmao. You are so much better than that. Bitch is a little supersticous and messedup.
ih8ml13 0
wow that sucks dude im sorry
gdamatov77 0
Be glad she did bro. U deserve much better than tht
bob1124 0
Dude. You're damn lucky she dumped you. If someone's that stupid there's no way you should be with her.
Dutchie2010 0
People who actually believe in that crap are morons. Be lucky that you found out she's a complete idiot now then when you're married to her. -But that still really sucks, sorry:(
jmeg_fml 0
That's really unfortunate. :( Though if she lets that kind of superstition influence something as important as a serious relationship, maybe it's better that you're aware of that now... as opposed to finding out during some serious decision later. I hope you can patch up the misunderstanding and help her see that you're more worthy of her trust than her cell phone.
fudgerz 0
good, why would you want to marry someone stupid enough to believe those B.S. scams!
Ana_Aryani 0
hahaha dude that's so harsh... I think you're better off she actually believe that shit...
DoctorManhattan 0
Well, better you found out she's an idiot NOW than after you married her.
Giorgio82 0
Wow. I don't know hats worse. That she dumped you or that you actually dated a broad that takes advice from a cell phone over experience from dating you.