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By iluvsu504 - / Wednesday 11 November 2009 18:17 / United States
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What a bitch! you dont deserve her. i say keep the king and your hamster. when you find the girl you love and who loves you back, then you give her that ring.

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Agree with #1... You shoulda slapped the bitch and said "Hail nah, hoe." If you let her keep it then your a dumbass.

What a bitch! you dont deserve her. i say keep the king and your hamster. when you find the girl you love and who loves you back, then you give her that ring.

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you mean "she doesn't deserve you" not "you don't deserve her" O.P. well that sucks at least now you have the experience to UP your standards. and if the bitch is that stingy of a gold digger trashy ho then you definitely can do better.

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It makes sense, just isn't how we usually say it. "You deserve someone better, therefore you don't deserve her." =)

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uh. no? don't egg her car. It's already satisfying to be able to say no to the ring and hamster. No need to be bat-shit crazy and egg her car. Crazy people.

A silver-digger, that is, can't you read? Shove a Habitrails tube in her and give her the hamster to keep. You choose the orifice.

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She said expensive. To some this could be a couple of hundred pounds...ie not a cheapy. and a couple of hundred isnt that much to spend on a gift.

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Engagement and wedding rings are one thing... Jewelry or even promise rings are another. You're never gonna get married if you're not willing to do thoughtful things every once in a while.

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Is FML effing up or... why did the thing we replied to change? And hey... Erindub... That's a freaky coincidence, because something similar happened to me with a girl whose first and first name together are similar to Erindub...

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OP's in Lousiana. They're not getting married. (Well maybe, but they'd have to travel pretty far) OP, keep your hampster, return the ring, and find a new girl! You deserve better!

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