By iluvsu504 - 11/11/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 15 months broke up with me. Best part? I just picked up an expensive sterling silver ring engraved with Forever and Always for her last week (she knew about this). The other best part? She asked if she could still have it and if she could keep my hamster. FML
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this is the poster, and i hadnt given her the ring yet but she knew i had it, which makes it douche-ier. and yeah im a lesbian, no im not the man in the relationship, im lipstick, and i told that bitch she had lost her ******* mind. and that i would be picking up my hamster next week. btw. forever and always was not a promise, it was a like inside saying between me and her that we developed as friends. and when youre a college kid who makes less than 300 a month with bills to pay a $120 ring is expensive so thanks. but yes i have the ring and the hamster and that bitch is gone!

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Top comments

Miso_fml 0

What a bitch! you dont deserve her. i say keep the king and your hamster. when you find the girl you love and who loves you back, then you give her that ring.

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Comments

SarcasticAvenger 9

I dated someone like the girl in question. Unbelievable is all I can say.

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Starfire22 5

Tell her no then keep the ring and wear it to remind you of how bitchy she was so when she comes crawling back you remember to say no

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Phoenix_GAD 0

im surprised no one mentioned Taylor Swift... o_O

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xpxp2002 4

I was just going to make a mention of that.

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kitkatkelly 0

My thoughts exactly. If sterling silver is expensive for you, consider a different type of gift.

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Ligerie 0

not unless it's Tiffany's

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digitalme 0

exactly... guessing OP is very cheap

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rockstarK9 0

You said "**** no, begone ho!" immediately right?

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epicwinmaster 0

You probably let her take the ring and the hamster, you tool.

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Chica_elf13 0

i suggest to return the ring and when you get a new girlfriend you can give her a new ring because this ring will be special to her. just know that its the new girlfriends face you want to see when you get the ring. the hamster thing well don't give her the hamster either its your pet.

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